Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s not particularly exciting.. it involves a birthday and an excess of shots that only birthdays in your 20s are capable of surviving … someone buying tequila as part of the shotganza … taking the shot, immediately puking in the bathroom.. then coming back out and doing more shots.
Then passing out in the car on the way home.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tequila would wreck me right now. I’d be naked having orgies with demons. (Hopefully speaking in tongues,HAR).

Please tell me you have like 3 shots for me

Does mezcal count?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Let me go find my horns and pitchfork...

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does mezcal count?

Is a bullfrogs ass water tight?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

Yes ma'am!

 

[Trubbycat]

I was never into tequila, thought it was the yellow shit that killed you. Then a friend who lived in Mexico came home and showed me what the good stuff is.

 

[Trubbycat]

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

Always up for some hentai…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Finally at the end of a very long week. Time to collapse.
Good night, sweet pervs and pervesses!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is a bullfrogs ass water tight?

Uhmmm…is the answer..:yes?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

Have never told you about going to a 7-11 in Tokyo will super drunk one night in the 90’s?

Probably because it involved tentacles. And Doritos oddly enough

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And now it's "oh, crap, I slept wrong, and now I need to be in traction for six weeks!"

Grab some tentacles while you’re out

Always up for some hentai…

You forgot to tag @Indie and tell her that her ass would look even more spectacular being ravaged by tentacles

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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You forgot to tag @Indie and tell her that her ass would look even more spectacular being ravaged by tentacles

Three years ago, I had to change pillows after nearly 50 years of the exact same pillow configuration because, all of the sudden my neck didn’t like the configuration anymore. Fucking stupid mortal coils.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Which way is the best way to eat string cheese? Just bite into it or pull strands of it off at a time to eat?

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Always up for some hentai…

Well I said demon orgy and @UnquietDreams said he was gonna get his devil horns and tail. I wanted to get weirder than that

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Uhmmm…is the answer..:yes?

Duh!!!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a little Irish in me... no not a leprechaun. But, I don't like whiskey. Or, whiskey doesn't like me. Probably mutual hate all around

Would you like a bit more Irish...oh, we did that bit yesterday, sorry.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Have never told you about going to a 7-11 in Tokyo will super drunk one night in the 90’s?

Probably because it involved tentacles. And Doritos oddly enough

You have NOT good sir!
Story time?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have never told you about going to a 7-11 in Tokyo will super drunk one night in the 90’s?

Probably because it involved tentacles. And Doritos oddly enough

Well I said demon orgy and @UnquietDreams said he was gonna get his devil horns and tail. I wanted to get weirder than that

How weird are we getting here? Sounds like Monkey is off to a good start

 

[UnquietDreams]

My fav are the bones at Halloween

There are just so many places to go with that one...

 

[UnquietDreams]

This.... Definitely D

And with that one as well...

 

[dawn_of_night]

There are just so many places to go with that one...

Yea. You can whisper them in my ear if you want

 

[dawn_of_night]

And with that one as well...

Again... I'm listening

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have I ever told you I fucking love Doritos

Fixed it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How weird are we getting here? Sounds like Monkey is off to a good start

As weird as I can get in the next 30 minutes.

Monkey, i think, came out of the gate hot.
He wa just born weird. It’s his nature an I love it lol

 

[Trubbycat]

Remind me to tell the story of the crazy homeless guy bringing a raw chicken into a pizza parlor in Hoboken sometime.