Sex & Shenanigans

[Rj_1954]

Hey ya’ll

Hi @Codeman93

 

[HeavyBalls]

People SUCK.

That is all.

 

[Codeman93]

Hi @Codeman93

hello

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I needed this a week or two ago when my brain was being an asshole

Women cutting other women down needs to be something that goes out with 2024 … I don’t care if I think you look like a janky ass hoe… I am in NO WAY going to share that information… girls deserve to live their janky ass hoe lives.

Not just girls, @NRJLIVES4ever can live his hoe life without judgment too

Are you sure? I also love musicals and that usually loses me points.

Me too!

Hey I was here first!!!

LOL technically, you could apply that to any situation in this thread: you were here first!

I love musicals. BFF!

That's perfectly cool too! I mean who hates musicals?

Where's your shirt?

You can keep the horror movies but musicals

I love horror movies AND musicals …

! Do you also like Christmas movies? What about Christmas horror musicals?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

! Do you also like Christmas movies? What about Christmas horror musicals?

Anna and the Apocalypse???

You're my best friend now.

 

[Rj_1954]

hello

Everybody gets around since Chaos, me too

 

[LadyLascivious1]

But for reals … cutting others down.. not just women, but men too… for something such as looks … is just disgusting behaviour.

call them dumb cunt scum like a fucking adult.

The only silver lining in such shitty behavior is it let’s me know who is ugly inside and I can delete them from my life and thoughts going forward.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I'll think about it.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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[Azuldrgon]

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*hugs Nebs*

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

*hugs Nebs*

In all honesty I’m fine. @BrendaD jist talked me back through giffing. Maybe. The most important gif I know just posted so….

 

[MindYaBitness]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

D, then if wipe off most of the frosting

 

[jason28053]

Diddle disease?

 

[jason28053]

Multi use
@Indie

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just orgasms.... But I think that's a different award program...

Speak for yourself Mine are never lacking

Which way is the best way to eat string cheese? Just bite into it or pull strands of it off at a time to eat?

Definitely strands

I’m pro strands for sure, it’s makes it fun and delicious

Fun, yes. Delicious is a bit of a stretch for the quality of mozzarella that usually gets put into stick form, but they’re okay once in a while

Absolutely strands.

My husband bites straight into it like a serial killer. He says it’s about the texture. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

My partner does too! I shame her every time.

Are you two okay? Blink twice if you need us to send help!

Hey Kitty, that’s just … okay… well, it would be true if I didn’t swallow…

But it is a weekend for celebrating my Irish heritage…

Mrow?! We talked about this before, stop giving that cat my name!

I have a little Irish in me... no not a leprechaun. But, I don't like whiskey. Or, whiskey doesn't like me. Probably mutual hate all around

I’m like 1/16th Irish

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

D

Also fair.... Especially if chocolate....

Nope! If it was chocolate, C. My love of chocolate would outweigh my need for even frosting distribution

I’d want C first, B second, the flowers are usually gross so I don’t want those.

It’s the red dye #40. If the flowers were a different color and the rest of the frosting was chocolate, I might consider A

If you actually saw me, you'd see I'm actually just schlubby Dadding all over the place. Which embarrasses my kids no end. Which means I'm winning.

I have seen you, you’re fucking adorable and being a great dad makes you extra hot

 

[MindYaBitness]

They finally named a popsicle after me!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Which way is the best way to eat string cheese? Just bite into it or pull strands of it off at a time to eat?

Start with strands. Thin strands. Piece by piece , slowly peel them stringy strands of cheese,!hold them up to your mouth and chase them around with your tongue. The hungrier you get, the bigger the strands.. By the end of this string cheese orgy, you’ll be swallowing full cheese sticks, full packages of what is still, essentially string cheese, but not to you any more. To you, the cheese has completely taken over. You and the cheese are one.
Bound together for eternity

 

[dawn_of_night]

Which reminds me,
Does anyone frequent the Sonic drive in?
They're now making dirty drinks....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You just referred to your self as two characters....
I just wanted to point that out....

He’s a complicated guy lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cocktail of choice, guys? Mine is this...
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...oh. That isn't a cocktail you say? Well, let me go get a lime...

I like the cut of your jib, ma'am.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Which way is the best way to eat string cheese? Just bite into it or pull strands of it off at a time to eat?

Easy. You don't.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Cocktail of choice, guys? Mine is this...
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...oh. That isn't a cocktail you say? Well, let me go get a lime...

Tequila would wreck me right now. I’d be naked having orgies with demons. (Hopefully speaking in tongues,HAR).

Please tell me you have like 3 shots for me

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh the days of our youth. When we were invincible, drank bottom shelf swill until we passed out, got up, and did all over again.

And now it's "oh, crap, I slept wrong, and now I need to be in traction for six weeks!"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tequila would wreck me right now. I’d be naked having orgies with demons. (Hopefully speaking in tongues,HAR).

Please tell me you have like 3 shots for me

Let me go find my horns and pitchfork...

 

[dawn_of_night]

He’s a complicated guy lol

He's something alright...