Sex & Shenanigans

[Trubbycat]

A favorite St. Patrick's Day joke.

An Irishman walked into a bar on St. Patrick's Day and the place was in full blast, but not all was well. He saw a pretty young girl sobbing quietly at the end of the bar and went over to see what was the matter. He sat down next to her and asked what was wrong. In between sobs the girl replied, "It's St. Patrick's Day and I'm sad because I have no Irish in me." The Irishman smiled gently and put his arm around her and replied, "Would you like some?"

 

[dawn_of_night]

dinner is served

Hope you can deliver

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … 20 pages … so it might happen that we hit page 3000 over the weekend … and I doubt I’ll be around this weekend … so you fuckers will just have to wait.

I still love yall though.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmmm Cheeto’s

My fav are the bones at Halloween

 

[crazychemgirl]

And I will get to them … eventually

 

[BodieOhl]

My fav is getting boned at Halloween

You're favorite is getting boned on Halloween? Are other days/nights still acceptable and just not as good?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

Obviously D because it has the correct cake to icing ratio.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're favorite is getting boned on Halloween? Are other days/nights still acceptable and just not as good?

I see what you did there ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Obviously D because it has the correct cake to icing ratio.

This.... Definitely D

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

D is the correct answer for the reason already stated by @EnbyKnight

 

[dawn_of_night]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

Also fair.... Especially if chocolate....

 

[lavendersilk]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

I'm not a cannibal.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not a cannibal.

…um because you are so undeniably sweet and delicious?

…or a tart?

 

[lavendersilk]

…um because you are so undeniably sweet and delicious?

…or a tart?

Yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess I’m the only A, B or C person …

Depends on the frosting though.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I guess I’m the only A, B or C person …

Depends on the frosting though.

You can have my extra frosting. I'll just scrape off the excess anyway.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

My ideal piece would be B with half of D attached, even if it was narrower.

 

[morelikeasong]

My ideal piece would be B with half of D attached, even if it was narrower.

Can’t handle the whole D?

 

[Bry1313]

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@OrdinaryPerson is immune from answering because I know she’d just scrape off all the frosting anyway.

I’d want C first, B second, the flowers are usually gross so I don’t want those.

 

[BrendaBear]

Can’t handle the whole D?

I would think one would want the whole D... unless, their throat isn't accustomed to that... I can dig that....

 

[Cyber_Bella]

D is the correct answer for the reason already stated by @EnbyKnight

But A has a crown!

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Can’t handle the whole D?

Just the tip..of the icing bag for ya then?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I would think one would want the whole D... unless, their throat isn't accustomed to that... I can dig that....

B's come in pairs right???

 

[__Nathan1968]

Can’t handle the whole D?

I have no trouble dealing with the B.