Sex & Shenanigans

[Azuldrgon]

*walks in feeling beat up*
Evening all. What else did I miss?
Was there an @Indie glorious butt sighting?

 

[BrendaBear]

*walks in feeling beat up*
Evening all. What else did I miss?
Was there an @Indie glorious butt sighting?

Yes. Yes there was. And it is…. Glorious!

 

[Dubinsky]

Was there an @Indie glorious butt sighting?

I wasn't aware there was any other kind.

We're discussing overpriced offshore candy bars.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I wasn't aware there was any other kind.

We're discussing overpriced offshore candy bars.

Oh. No experience with that.
I rarely deal with chocolate nowadays.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

"Honey, I have a great plan for foreplay. I signed us up for a six-week "Intro to Improv" class! Hot, huh?"

Only if by hot you mean the Sahara desert.

"Yes, and... I'm still not letting you try butt stuff. "

Fuck that. I’m hard passing on the role play, but taking a second helping of the butt stuff

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Don't mind me, just thinking out loud.

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No idea who that guy is, but Nicolas Cage said it best

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I bet this is someone’s kink on here…


No judgment.

This is my kink

*Brushes up on my Spanish*

I think your kink list is as long as santa's naughty list.

I’m on both though, right?

What is one thing you started doing in attempt to be a better human?

I try not to say anything about a person behind their back that I haven’t or wouldn’t say to their face

top tier as always Indie... but my redneck ass wants to know who killed that little bitty deer with those little bitty antlers..

I thought I could handle missing out on @Indie ’s cute butt, but now I’m curious about the itty bitty antlers you’re talking about too

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There were antlers?

Right?! What the heck did I miss???

Psssst, no one is going to hell, it’s not real.

But but but what about the metal and orgies? Those are real, right? Right?!

Forgive me Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl


That’s how that goes, right?

 

[Bry1313]

But but but what about the metal and orgies? Those are real, right? Right?!

Of course

 

[UnquietDreams]

I adore you guys. Thanks for cheering me up today!

Oh no, thank you!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A coworker cooked bacon in the lunch room today … evil or nah?

If they didn’t share the bacon after making everyone smell it, that’s evil!

Of course. Kitty cafe open?

Mrow?

My coworker had fish two days in a row few months back and she warmed it in the microwave during lunch. She stank the whole coffee room and I kept wondering who threw out their rotten food in the office coffee room?

This is evil for making people smell it at all. Hell has to exist because there has to be a special circle of hell for people who microwave fish at work

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Also a MiLB team!

Hey, @Whiskeyjack told me about them!

Don’t worry. I’ll send you more boobs and you’ll forget all about it

Can anyone get in on this boob-induced amnesia? Asking for all the friends

I come back after dinner and y'all still talking about my ass?

I approve.

It’s just that cute! (Even though I missed the latest installment, as CEO of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC, my inbox is always open

Besides the accent, how else would he pretend?

Sing the Moulin Rouge medley?

 

[HeavyBalls]

If they didn’t share the bacon after making everyone smell it, that’s evil!


Mrow?


This is evil for making people smell it at all. Hell has to exist because there has to be a special circle of hell for people who microwave fish at work
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Also for people who talk at the theatre...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Okay. Last call.

Me me me!

Of course

Whew! Had me worried for a moment there

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Can anyone get in on this boob-induced amnesia? Asking for all the friends

I estimate about 25% of S&S has seen them. With the Lit exaggeration conversation rate, I think that equates to everyone is already in on it

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just called out of work for the morning. Just because the thought of another 14-hour day was just too soul- crushing.

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

 

[KamiyadoriOWL]

14h day? workday? wtf????

 

[Whiskeyjack]

14h day? workday? wtf????

2 jobs. Yup.

 

[KamiyadoriOWL]

oof

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just called out of work for the morning. Just because the thought of another 14-hour day was just too soul- crushing.

Happy Wednesday, everyone!

I didn’t know how to react to this … happy cuz you took time for yourself … sad because you’re burnt out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Rm3452]

Orange

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I didn’t know how to react to this … happy cuz you took time for yourself … sad because you’re burnt out.

Happy to have the time off. Definitely happy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Happy to have the time off. Definitely happy.

Ok yay

 

[Rm3452]

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Orange

 

[Bambear99]

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Honestly, they can all go. I don’t like fruit-flavored candy. I’d rather just have fruit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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