Sex & Shenanigans

Heaven breakfast probably rules so hard.

Or is like bland gruel. No in between.
Now that it's stuck in my head, I'm thinking an all-you-can-eat buffet of perfectly ripe melon cubes and fresh Playgrounders on a bed of really crisp lettuce. And you never have to wait for them to swap in a new tray. Also, of course, eternal bacon. 😇
 
Now that it's stuck in my head, I'm thinking an all-you-can-eat buffet of perfectly ripe melon cubes and fresh playgrounders on a bed of really crisp lettuce. And you never have to wait for them to swap in a new tray. Also, of course, eternal bacon. 😇
Playgrounders???


You want a buffet of school children?
 
The white woman is strong in this one.
Sugar, you have no idea. For someone whose ethnicity is frequently mistaken, my ancestry is so northern European I should make Jim Gaffigan look ethnic. Conan O'Brian should look swarthy next to me.

The whitest things about me:
-my pallet can handle zero heat
-I will try to pet & love any Danger Kitty or Toothy Teddy Bear, if the opportunity arises
 
Sugar, you have no idea. For someone whose ethnicity is frequently mistaken, my ancestry is so northern European I should make Jim Gaffigan look ethnic. Conan O'Brian should look swarthy next to me.

The whitest things about me:
-my pallet can handle zero heat
-I will try to pet & love any Danger Kitty or Toothy Teddy Bear, if the opportunity arises
Samesies girl …

Except I LOVE ME SOME HEAT … even if I’m crying, seating and cursing anyone who let me do it.
 
A coworker cooked bacon in the lunch room today … evil or nah?
When I was a partner at a law firm I was asked if a manager could tell an employee to not microwave “odiferous” meals that were causing significant consternation with the rest of the department. This is a real issue.

I told her she can fire the heathen if she so desired. No protection for odiferous meals in an at will environment
 
When I was a partner at a law firm I was asked if a manager could tell an employee to not microwave “odiferous” meals that were causing significant consternation with the rest of the department. This is a real issue.

I told her she can fire the heathen if she so desired. No protection for odiferous meals in an at will environment
What kind of meals were they?
 
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