Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

To be a better person … I’m outing @Taegul for flashing nuns.

 

[Bry1313]

You don’t count, you’ve already had your share.

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[SirConradPeckereye]

It’s called placating.

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[Taegul]

To be a better person … I’m outing @Taegul for flashing nuns.

Shit, cops are at my door again.

Hypnotic helicopter dick don't fail me now!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Already there sugar tits.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Any dickhead can flash a nun.
The real heroes are the ones who get the nuns to flash them.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What is one thing you started doing in attempt to be a better human?

Raising good humans.

 

[MissLabelled]

Volunteer at a no kill shelter! You get to go and play and walk the doggos, and if they’re gone the next time you know it’s because they found a home! It’s the best.

I used to volunteer taking the photos of the cats and dogs that were up for adoption to make them look cute in order to get adopted more quickly. It was quite rewarding when I was told their adoption numbers had shot up!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Raising good humans.

Bows and arrows

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s the answer I’m looking for

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Already there sugar tits.

And there will be no science or boobs in yours!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m assuming “sharing my boobs with Litsters” is not the kind of answer you’re looking for?

I’ll go with volunteering more.

I will speak for the Litsters: we would appreciate that answer.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to volunteer taking the photos of the cats and dogs that were up for adoption to make them look cute in order to get adopted more quickly. It was quite rewarding when I was told their adoption numbers had shot up!

Marketing works! Awesome!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Any dickhead can flash a nun.
The real heroes are the ones who get the nuns to flash them.

I used to wish a nun would go to hell… does that mean I will go to hell?



Context … she used to come to my retail store to blow up pictures of Jesus into canvas art for the convent …, but she’d show up 15 minutes before opening and just stand outside the store gates and I had to avoid awkward eye contact with her until opening while eating my breakfast sandwich.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to wish a nun would go to hell… does that mean I will go to hell?



Context … she used to come to my retail store to blow up pictures of Jesus into canvas art for the convent …, but she’d show up 15 minutes before opening and just stand outside the store gates and I had to avoid awkward eye contact with her until opening while eating my breakfast sandwich.

How often did she blow…up…Jesus?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I used to volunteer taking the photos of the cats and dogs that were up for adoption to make them look cute in order to get adopted more quickly. It was quite rewarding when I was told their adoption numbers had shot up!

Omfg this is such a good idea… I should contact my local shelter and see if they need help with that.

 

[Bry1313]

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Oh hello kettle, how are you today? (Goes and checks on the activity in the Helicockter thread)

 

[DirtyMarine]

She’s probably going to show up 15 early to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is gonna have to stare at her while he eats his breakfast.

 

[Bry1313]

I used to wish a nun would go to hell… does that mean I will go to hell?



Context … she used to come to my retail store to blow up pictures of Jesus into canvas art for the convent …, but she’d show up 15 minutes before opening and just stand outside the store gates and I had to avoid awkward eye contact with her until opening while eating my breakfast sandwich.

Psssst, no one is going to hell, it’s not real.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She’s probably going to show up 15 early to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is gonna have to stare at her while he eats his breakfast.

See @Bry1313 … this is a good response.

 

[morelikeasong]

Oh hello kettle, how are you today? (Goes and checks on the activity in the Helicockter thread)

Speaking of helicockters… sounds like @Taegul has one for me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Psssst, no one is going to hell, it’s not real.

What?!?!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What?!?!?!

It’s ok … you can still confess to me in the … confession booth? There’s got to be a better … or more accurate name for that.


@Whiskeyjack ???

 

[LupineOne]

What is one thing you started doing in attempt to be a better human?

Always, always take the time to make the people around me smile every day.
And if I see someone not having a good day, take a second to talk to them, no matter what I’m doing or how “busy” I am.
I’m never too busy for that.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s ok … you can still confess to me in the … confession booth? There’s got to be a better … or more accurate name for that.


@Whiskeyjack ???

Confessional.

And @Whiskeyjack has already heard plenty of mine.