Sex & Shenanigans

[PassionatePanther]

My dad was rocking the shaggy James Brolin look in the 70’s. He’d go to AA meetings to pick up women. He was pure class

Do…do we have the same dad??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve tried to get my hubby to speak in a Scottish accent and pretend he’s Ewan McGregor but no such luck

Me too sister, me too. My wife was having none of it though.

 

[jason28053]

I’ve tried to get my hubby to speak in a Scottish accent and pretend he’s Ewan McGregor but no such luck

Besides the accent, how else would he pretend?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I wasn’t but all of @Kitty_so_frisky tags have reminded my I never got my ️.

 

[BrendaBear]

That should be the welcome email. No caption or context….just the picture.

Okay - reading that, I suddenly hear M C Hammer in my head…. I guess my psyche thinks a soundtrack “Can’t Touch This” should go with @Indie ’s scrumptious derriere.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Besides the accent, how else would he pretend?

Fly a Delta-7 Aethersprite home from work?

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, I don't want to pretend to be someone else. I want him to. I'll just be my normal, somewhat-bratty-but-endearingly-cute little self.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/kiEk0zEdgE0AAAAC/you-go-girl-phoebe-buffay.gif

 

[PassionatePanther]

Besides the accent, how else would he pretend?

Maybe add a light sabre?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Maybe add a light sabre?

This is where my spouse would chime in with a, "I've got your light Sabre right here" joke

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Thanks Miss Indie!
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[Deleted member 1498366]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

I focus on work for ONE afternoon and I miss this. @Indie maybe a little gift for your favorite enby?

Can you imagine!!! Sorry we have VERY SURPRISING NEWS FUR YOU

I know someone who found out their dad was NOT their dad because of 23&me. Veryyyyy awkward conversations were had.

 

[jason28053]

This is where my spouse would chime in with a, "I've got your light Sabre right here" joke

As all guys should

 

[BrendaBear]

As all guys should

Do they all say it sounding like Rodney Dangerfield too? Or is that a localized phenomenon?

 

[jason28053]

Do they all say it sounding like Rodney Dangerfield too? Or is that a localized phenomenon?

Ohh, I tell ya, I don’t get any respect

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Maybe add a light sabre?

This is where my spouse would chime in with a, "I've got your light Sabre right here" joke

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[MindYaBitness]

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I can hear that scene in my head

 

[BodieOhl]

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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

GerJam Frenokee

Jamman Cherench..

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can hear that scene in my head

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I focus on work for ONE afternoon and I miss this. @Indie maybe a little gift for your favorite enby?

Coming your way, sweetness.

 

[LupineOne]

I focus on work for ONE afternoon and I miss this. @Indie maybe a little gift for your favorite enby?

I did the same thing. I should know better by now

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Just here to announce that @Indie ’s ass is fantastic

 

[jason28053]

Coming your way, sweetness.

Words I love to hear

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I did the same thing. I should know better by now

Okay. Last call.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I admit that I just can’t role play. It either makes me laugh uncontrollably or feel awkward if I’m trying to be serious. I’m totally up for costumes though! You just can’t expect me to pretend to be someone else

"Honey, I have a great plan for foreplay. I signed us up for a six-week "Intro to Improv" class! Hot, huh?"