Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

You haven’t seen annoying until @OrdinaryPerson gets something fun that I don’t, just saying.

Like special drinks & friendly boobs?

 

[BrendaBear]

With familial DNA being used in investigations, they pretty much have your DNA or enough significant genetic markers if only a few of your relatives have submitted their DNA to those places. Both of my parents did Ancestry, so my DNA and my siblings are basically in the system even though we haven’t submitted anything.

(Guess who has two thumbs and listens to too many true crime podcasts?)

<——— This guy

I agree 100%…

And I watch Forensic Files all the time, and a bunch of other true crimes shows.

 

[Bry1313]

You like that ten months call back, don't you? Worthy of a true nemesis

Just an exhausting nemesis beyond measure

 

[Bambear99]

I'm just waiting for the day I find long lost half siblings. My dad isn't the kind to abandon his kids, but he was in Vietnam Nam for quite sometime...

I’m sure I have unknown siblings. My dad was like the Johnny Appleseed of the construction industry back in the 70’s. He even had a white van with a mattress in the back with beaded curtains behind the front seats.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey sportsing is fun! and I enjoy the nerding out as well!

Speaking of which, almost time for that crushing time of the year known as filling out NCAA March Madness brackets...

NCAA? No, Can’t Assault an Asshole? You sportsies are an odd bunch.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

NCAA? No, Can’t Assault an Asshole? You sportsies are an odd bunch.

no that isn't what it stand for!

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm just waiting for the day I find long lost half siblings. My dad isn't the kind to abandon his kids, but he was in Vietnam Nam for quite sometime...

This reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

View attachment 2327019Interesting definition of casual. Feels like this is a thing to be a bit attentive to

@Broken_paladin when you finish building my castle bed…?

I've been a very bad girl and haven't been paying enough attention to this thread.

Come back, we miss you and your cute butt!

Don't tempt me, guys. Needy Indie is a little reckless.

I identify with that statement...how do younthink 90% of the pics I posted came to find their way to Lit

Is there a support group for this? I feel like there should be

Aww, I want a gold star too but I don't know the rules

Official Rules of Lit

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm just waiting for the day I find long lost half siblings. My dad isn't the kind to abandon his kids, but he was in Vietnam Nam for quite sometime...

I thought the same thing for the exact same reason! I was kind of surprised nothing popped up right away.

 

[MissLabelled]

Official Rules of Lit

Well this is helpful.
They should send this in the “welcome” email!

 

[BrendaBear]

Well this is helpful.
They should send this in the “welcome” email!

Or at least, direct folks to where they can see @Indie ’s perfect ass!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well this is helpful.
They should send this in the “welcome” email!

There's a welcome email?
Wonder if they'll let me write it?

 

[Bambear99]

Or at least, direct folks to where they can see @Indie ’s perfect ass!

That should be the welcome email. No caption or context….just the picture.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Less than 100 pages from the next Sex & Shenanigans awards


Yall ready?!!

No! LOL excited anyway, but not sure there’s a category I can win when I’m not Best Newcomer anymore

My God, you guys give so much praise I don't even need to show my ass

It doesn't seem necessary

It absolutely is!

This is like one of those performances where you get called back to stage right. And then you show us your ass?

Encore!

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Worth it!

That’s a fucking fruit. Out with the ass already!!!

Sir, you are in violation of both rules #3 & #4 of the Official Rules of Lit
https://image-cdn.neatoshop.com/styleimg/135635/none/lightturquoise/default/526682-20;1656089985y.jpg

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I come back after dinner and y'all still talking about my ass?

I approve.

 

[PassionatePanther]

I’m sure I have unknown siblings. My dad was like the Johnny Appleseed of the construction industry back in the 70’s. He even had a white van with a mattress in the back with beaded curtains behind the front seats.

 

[jason28053]

There's a welcome email?
Wonder if they'll let me write it?

Will you write in proper English?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I admit that I just can’t role play. It either makes me laugh uncontrollably or feel awkward if I’m trying to be serious. I’m totally up for costumes though! You just can’t expect me to pretend to be someone else

Oh, I don't want to pretend to be someone else. I want him to. I'll just be my normal, somewhat-bratty-but-endearingly-cute little self.

 

[MissLabelled]

There's a welcome email?
Wonder if they'll let me write it?

I’ll start the petition to make that happen!

At least then us newcomers might actually know the rules.
Or receive a dose of sarcasm.

Both would be fine.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I come back after dinner and y'all still talking about my ass?

I approve.

I wasn’t but all of @Kitty_so_frisky tags have reminded my I never got my ️.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll start the petition to make that happen!

At least then us newcomers might actually know the rules.
Or receive a dose of sarcasm.

Both would be fine.

“Dose” is doing some work here.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I nominate @SalaciousMonkey22 for "The Most Disturbing Fruit Gif" catagory.

Nowait, we need to make this “produce,” because…

Shit, I’m following in @MrsPassion footsteps ain’t I?!?? Diabolical she is!

…corn gifs should have a shot at that trophy too

Lmao … you don’t know? I drive the magic school bus.

You’re a TIMELORD?!

 

[jason28053]

DNA,

Know I'm German and Jamaican from my Mom's side....

Then French and Cherokee Indian from my Dad's...

GerJam Frenokee

 

[Bambear99]

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My dad was rocking the shaggy James Brolin look in the 70’s. He’d go to AA meetings to pick up women. He was pure class.

 

[PassionatePanther]

Oh, I don't want to pretend to be someone else. I want him to. I'll just be my normal, somewhat-bratty-but-endearingly-cute little self.

I’ve tried to get my hubby to speak in a Scottish accent and pretend he’s Ewan McGregor but no such luck