Sex & Shenanigans

This was about being a better human … not a more cringe trash panda
I find the name trash panda hilarious and laugh my ass off at that movie every time I hear it.

I will speak for the Litsters: we would appreciate that answer.
If you have a mostly exaggerated fight all over Lit with @OrdinaryPerson or @Bry1313 that borders on super annoying…there is a small chance I will offer boobs as a bribe for peace 😂

Always, always take the time to make the people around me smile every day.
And if I see someone not having a good day, take a second to talk to them, no matter what I’m doing or how “busy” I am.
I’m never too busy for that.
I love this and have made quite a few Lit friends by PMing them out of the blue because I saw a post that made me think they were having a bad day.

Unfortunately not. He just asked me to stop 😆
I admit that I just can’t role play. It either makes me laugh uncontrollably or feel awkward if I’m trying to be serious. I’m totally up for costumes though! You just can’t expect me to pretend to be someone else 😂
 
DNA...

I want my dad to do a test so I can know more about his maternal side of the family. (He is an only child.) He probably never will.

I'm pretty dang white... Largest portion of my DNA is 34% French/German, 23% Ashkenazi Jewish, 14% English/Irish... the rest is Ukrainian, Polish and Slovakian.

It fascinates me in a way because I know my mom's side of the family (DNA wise) pretty well and this checks out. My dad's side not so much.
If you paid for it, would he let you take his DNA?

I thought it was really cool to compare mine to my parents… I would love to see what my siblings is like compared to mine.
 
DNA...

I want my dad to do a test so I can know more about his maternal side of the family. (He is an only child.) He probably never will.

I'm pretty dang white... Largest portion of my DNA is 34% French/German, 23% Ashkenazi Jewish, 14% English/Irish... the rest is Ukrainian, Polish and Slovakian.

It fascinates me in a way because I know my mom's side of the family (DNA wise) pretty well and this checks out. My dad's side not so much.
My grandfather is Arapahoe. The rest breaks out predominantly Irish. Do I get the stunning cheekbones and predisposition to keep my hair? No, I do not. I have my mother's eyes, and my skin holds a tan well after a burn, but other than that, pasty and thinning hair.
 
If you paid for it, would he let you take his DNA?

I thought it was really cool to compare mine to my parents… I would love to see what my siblings is like compared to mine.
I did pay for the little box and everything about seven years ago... he said he lost it. Lol

My brother doesn't want his DNA in a database. Can't say I really blame him.
 
I find the name trash panda hilarious and laugh my ass off at that movie every time I hear it.
Me too - but I didn’t know it was in a movie also. 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️

I admit that I just can’t role play. It either makes me laugh uncontrollably or feel awkward if I’m trying to be serious.
I could not do that seriously either. I would just laugh too much. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣

I’m totally up for costumes though!
I agree! Me too! I’d still be laughing though. 🤣🤣🤣

You just can’t expect me to pretend to be someone else 😂
Exactly - I have spent so much energy to be able to just be allowed to be me, I have no interest in being someone else. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
No. But I asked him to do that to me too 😉
I mean… I could do that too…

He could watch. ;)
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And also while it’s inside.
Um, @crazychemgirl, can you explain to me why this is a desirable experience? 😂

my DNA only reflects late ancestors of northern Europe. I've done both ancestry & 23 and me. I'm extra super pasty.
Same, although I refer to it as either my Casper or Snow White complexion depending on how hard I’m making fun of myself at the time 😂
 
Me too - but I didn’t know it was in a movie also. 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️
I don’t do sportsing, so I had no clue 😂 It’s also one of the names they call Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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You say awkward. I say fucking awesome :D

Exaggerated and only bordering on annoying? I'm offended.
Don’t worry. I’ll send you more boobs and you’ll forget all about it 😉
 
I don’t do sportsing, so I had no clue 😂 It’s also one of the names they call Rocket Raccoon in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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You say awkward. I say fucking awesome :D


Don’t worry. I’ll send you more boobs and you’ll forget all about it 😉
I call it "sportsing" too, because that's the word my son used when he was 10, and after another failed attempt to get him into some activity, announced to us that he didn't "like sportsing. I never want to sports, ever. I like math, science, and engineering. No sportsing"

He's as clear, direct, and ambitious as his mama, much to the chagrin of his sportsing crazy dad.
 
My brother doesn't want his DNA in a database. Can't say I really blame him.
With familial DNA being used in investigations, they pretty much have your DNA or enough significant genetic markers if only a few of your relatives have submitted their DNA to those places. Both of my parents did Ancestry, so my DNA and my siblings are basically in the system even though we haven’t submitted anything.

(Guess who has two thumbs and listens to too many true crime podcasts?)

<——— This guy
 
With familial DNA being used in investigations, they pretty much have your DNA or enough significant genetic markers if only a few of your relatives have submitted their DNA to those places. Both of my parents did Ancestry, so my DNA and my siblings are basically in the system even though we haven’t submitted anything.

(Guess who has two thumbs and listens to too many true crime podcasts?)

<——— This guy


I'm just waiting for the day I find long lost half siblings. My dad isn't the kind to abandon his kids, but he was in Vietnam Nam for quite sometime...
 
I call it "sportsing" too, because that's the word my son used when he was 10, and after another failed attempt to get him into some activity, announced to us that he didn't "like sportsing. I never want to sports, ever. I like math, science, and engineering. No sportsing"

He's as clear, direct, and ambitious as his mama, much to the chagrin of his sportsing crazy dad.
Hey sportsing is fun! 🤪 and I enjoy the nerding out as well!🤓

Speaking of which, almost time for that crushing time of the year known as filling out NCAA March Madness brackets...🤬🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣
 
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