Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I wish! I’d rule the dick tricks thread!

The mental image alone is hilarious.

“Wait! Don’t get him excited, he won’t be able to type!”

“What?? Here look! Boobies! Now he won’t be able to type!”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The mental image alone is hilarious.

“Wait! Don’t get him excited, he won’t be able to type!”

“What?? Here look! Boobies! Now he won’t be able to type!”

I got a wireless keyboard

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Heavenly … absolutely gorgeous.. inside AND out.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The mental image alone is hilarious.

“Wait! Don’t get him excited, he won’t be able to type!”

“What?? Here look! Boobies! Now he won’t be able to type!”

He learned to type using the ‘hunt and pecker’ method.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

*watches in awe as lit breaks down again*

 

[Nicefella]

But imagine the guns once she is done...

And one very large forearm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Sweet dreams are made of this.

 

[Nicefella]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

That’s a fucking fruit. Out with the ass already!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He learned to type using the ‘hunt and pecker’ method.

I was expelled from my junior high. Very traumatic.

Mavis Beacon can fuck right off

 

[morelikeasong]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Worth it

 

[Nicefella]

Heavenly … absolutely gorgeous.. inside AND out.

Heavenly ass. That’s like saying Blissful bottom.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Magnificent, its curves a present’s bow

 

[UnquietDreams]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

They lied! Not fabulous.

Perfect.

 

[BrendaBear]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Absolute perfection.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4FkLBMXg7L0AAAAd/jaw-drop-mask.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

The heavens opened up and a choir of angels sang...

"Baby got back..."

 

[Dubinsky]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

Warn me again? Please?

 

[crazychemgirl]

*lit crashes

 

[BodieOhl]

The first time I tried to post this, Lit broke down for hours. You've been warned.

It is so gorgeous! I hear we shouldn't stare directly at it for too long...

 

[Dubinsky]

*lit crashes

And yet? We can still see the peach.

Miracles!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And yet? We can still see the peach.

Miracles!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/cKXoRlfWHgn6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ale322jjjw65s74dp69p4zej669x6w998yh13yo1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Well shoot, guess I got a fruit fetish now. .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s gonna be the longest drumroll ever

Btw, are the categories always the same or do you just decide randomly day of?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/cKXoRlfWHgn6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ale322jjjw65s74dp69p4zej669x6w998yh13yo1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Well shoot, guess I got a fruit fetish now. .

That is disturbing and hypnotic at the same time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Btw, are the categories always the same or do you just decide randomly day of?

Categories are always different… I usually deliberate on them for a bit first. And get input.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is disturbing and hypnotic at the same time.

You too huh? We can form a Fruit Fucker’s Anonymous group. You know…later.