Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

But you have big boobs, so all is forgiven

 

[LupineOne]

Boys, boys. You don't need to fight over me.





Jk. Don't stop.

Hmm. I got a better idea. We don’t fight, it’s just you in the middle

 

[morelikeasong]

But you have big boobs, so all is forgiven

I have what now? ::looks down::

 

[LupineOne]

I have a special bowl for it and everything. It looks like this View attachment 2309140
But usually I just pour layer by layer in a regular bowl.
What can I say? This is the way.

*looks down and backs away very, very slowly*

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got a matte coating put on my phone and now when I scroll it makes a weird swishing sound … and I’m not sure I like it.

 

[jason28053]

I have what now? ::looks down::

Can you see the floor when you look down?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I got a matte coating put on my phone and now when I scroll it makes a weird swishing sound … and I’m not sure I like it.

You’re weird

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

On the topic of cereal, how many folks add fresh fruit or berries to their cereal? I was way too old when I realized I was an adult I realized I could actually do that and hot damn it makes breakfast so much better. Blueberries, strawberries, bananas. My cheerios are more like a fruit salad these days. And it’s the best. No melons though. That’s just garbage filler anyway.

 

[BodieOhl]

No…

I eat an uncrustable, like an adult.

They aren't bad, in a pinch...

 

[__Nathan1968]

How heavy is your cereal that it’s SPLASHING in the milk?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Mmmmm grape nuts

 

[morelikeasong]

Can you see the floor when you look down?

The floor? Yes. It’s vast and all around me. My feet? No.

Mmmmm grape nuts

I actually like grape nuts. Husband thinks I’m a psychopath for that. Just add it to the list I suppose

 

[Bry1313]

I just cant with you milk first pourers. Also, drink your cereal milk, it’s the nectar of the gods, just make new cereal milk with your second bowl.

 

[morelikeasong]

I just cant with you milk first pourers. Also, drink your cereal milk, it’s the nectar of the gods, just make new cereal milk with your second bowl.

That’s too much milk. I pour exactly how much milk I want and then pour the cereal by layer until the milk is gone. Perfection.

 

[__Nathan1968]

My former employer provided cereal and milk in the break room. Grape nuts, Frosted Flakes, Honey Nut Cheerios. And farm fresh milk in glass bottles. Nice amenity.

One morning I observed a coworker take a bowl of Cheerios and fill it up from the hot water dispenser on the coffee maker. And then. He. Ate. It.

I quit shortly thereafter. I don’t need to be exposed to psychopaths like that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The floor? Yes. It’s vast and all around me. My feet? No.


I actually like grape nuts. Husband thinks I’m a psychopath for that. Just add it to the list I suppose

I too like grape nuts but only with lots of sugar and berries. Without it still tastes like gravel to me

 

[Xerxes82]

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Does this also need to be debated? Perfect timing for this to come up on IG

I do cereal first. No milk. And pour myself a big glass of milk. Then slowly add the milk to the cereal as I eat. Just enough to keep things flavorful but not mushy. It varies heavily with the cereal I'm eating as some turn mushy much more rapidly.

There is nothing worse than mushy cereal.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just cant with you milk first pourers. Also, drink your cereal milk, it’s the nectar of the gods, just make new cereal milk with your second bowl.

I just started buying Lucky Charms. The milk is so good! I'm a mother effing adult, I'll do what I want! ...until my mom sees my pantry and gives me a lecture on heart health

 

[crazychemgirl]

Random sidenote … who else can only pour things one way

 

[morelikeasong]

Random sidenote … who else can only pour things one way

Down, typically

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just started buying Lucky Charms. The milk is so good! I'm a mother effing adult, I'll do what I want! ...until my mom sees my pantry and gives me a lecture on heart health

I still feel a little naughty on the rare occasions I buy Cap’n Crunch. Childhood’s weird.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok so … after the sock / shoe debate… I wondered… how do you get dressed??

Underwear
Bra (ladies)
Pant
Top
Socks

…. And for it’s sock sock shoe shoe

Panties, LOTION (because moisturizing is important, you heathens!) on arms, legs and 1 foot, sock on that foot, lotion on other foot, sock on other foot. I have slides on standby, my bare feet and socks never touch the floor. Then bra, pants, shirt. Shoe, shoe, possibly jewelry and outerwear if I'm going out.

Knickers
Bra
trousers
top
socks if worn. And always both socks then shoes...

And I always think I should put my socks on before my trousers. But never do.

I do for 2 reasons:
1) I have to put lotion on before pants, and don't want to put a lotioned foot into my slides and end up slipping
2) It's also easier for me to bend over and put socks on when jeans aren't digging into my stomach #FatGirlProblems

Generally this is the order. Sometimes socks before pants but usually that’s only when I have everything out and my socks are just closer. Except bra only if I’m leaving the house.

Socks before pants are the way to go! Can never leave the house without a bra though

I take everything off but the bra and panties. Or sometimes just the panties.

You sleep in a bra? And my pants are weird?

As long as it's a sports bra or soft bralette, yes.

Oh god, not the sports bra uniboob! I could not! I have male roommates and usually sleep in a bra with no underwire in case I need to run upstairs to use the bathroom in the middle of the night or something. Occasionally I'll fall asleep naked or in a loose tee and panties if someone wears me out, but getting dressed when sleepy AND having to pee is not fun!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just started buying Lucky Charms. The milk is so good! I'm a mother effing adult, I'll do what I want! ...until my mom sees my pantry and gives me a lecture on heart health

I just finished a bowl of lucky charms … I don’t give a fuck.. that cereal is the fucking bomb

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Down, typically

I was gonna say…gravity and all that

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I still feel a little naughty on the rare occasions I buy Cap’n Crunch. Childhood’s weird.

Though, full disclosure . I don’t usually buy Cap’n Crunch, I buy Panda Puffs a) because they’re just a little less sickly sweet and also marketing works and I feels more mature like an idiot.