Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

I never drink the milk.

Psycho

 

[Lmizzler]

Tonight my dinner is chicken, rice and cheese burritos … cuz it’s similar enough to tacos to count for taco Tuesday

And what order will this meal be eaten in?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Left is correct … right means you are a psychopath

Shockingly I agree

 

[morelikeasong]

View attachment 2309135

Does this also need to be debated? Perfect timing for this to come up on IG

Left is correct … right means you are a psychopath

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

 

[Lmizzler]

my friend does it yellow bowl way, like a psycho. In fact, she only puts a bite full at a time into the milk. It's difficult to watch

While I do think this isn’t normal behavior, there is a bit of logic to it.
That’s gotta keep it from getting soggy.

But ain’t nobody got time for all that pouring.

 

[MindYaBitness]

When can I meet her?

You're too late., Her 1st day on lit I hooked her up with someone and now they're both off of here and I never hear from her.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And what order will this meal be eaten in?

Well it’s all in one … so it’s kind of impossible to separate

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

I still love you and accept you despite this.

 

[BodieOhl]

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

I knew there had to be some flaw....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

But but … all the splashing!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Perfect timing to remind everyone that I am, in fact, the milk-before-cereal psychopath

I need to see the cereal in the bowl to determine the amount of milk necessary for the correct ratio. And apparently I’m a psycho for not drinking the milk so. Yay team cereal psychos?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need to see the cereal in the bowl to determine the amount of milk necessary for the correct ratio. And apparently I’m a psycho for not drinking the milk so. Yay team cereal psychos?

This!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

I knew there had to be some flaw....

I have a special bowl for it and everything. It looks like this
But usually I just pour layer by layer in a regular bowl.
What can I say? This is the way.

 

[BodieOhl]

I have a special bowl for it and everything. It looks like this View attachment 2309140
But usually I just pour layer by layer in a regular bowl.
What can I say? This is the way.

Narrator voice: "This is, in fact, not the way."

 

[morelikeasong]

But but … all the splashing!

How heavy is your cereal that it’s SPLASHING in the milk?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But but … all the splashing!

How hard are you pouring your cereal?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How heavy is your cereal that it’s SPLASHING in the milk?

Or more accurately… how clumsy am I

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I have a special bowl for it and everything. It looks like this View attachment 2309140
But usually I just pour layer by layer in a regular bowl.
What can I say? This is the way.

That does change things actually. Not nearly as bad as the original picture. I actually have a bowl like this and am totally trying it out next time I have cereal

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a special bowl for it and everything. It looks like this View attachment 2309140
But usually I just pour layer by layer in a regular bowl.
What can I say? This is the way.

Do you also take a bite of peanut butter then a bite of jam then a bite of bread?

Though now that I say this….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How heavy is your cereal that it’s SPLASHING in the milk?

Jinx!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or more accurately… how clumsy am I

Maybe if you took a few minutes to get dressed and collect your thoughts these coordination and anger issues might pass?

 

[Lmizzler]

To solve all your cereal to milk ratio issues and to enjoy your breakfast on the go.

https://imgur.com/a/uBbMWEn

 

[morelikeasong]

That does change things actually. Not nearly as bad as the original picture. I actually have a bowl like this and am totally trying it out next time I have cereal

https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o84sDfCF4mZR7aFYk/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7jkurda9zixt13cj8o5vl2iwgl9460yx7nus1qu1z&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you also take a bite of peanut butter then a bite of jam then a bite of bread?

Though now that I say this….

No…

I eat an uncrustable, like an adult.

 

[jason28053]

You're too late., Her 1st day on lit I hooked her up with someone and now they're both off of here and I never hear from her.

Oh, that friend. Well I guess she is psycho