Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1498366]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

usually try to get a perfect bite as the last one, but otherwise just kinda eat bites of each. Depending on the meal I’ll scoop up , for example, the couscous to have with a bite of chicken.

 

[morelikeasong]

It’s not as simple as any of these choices. I mean my default is basically to save the last bite as my favorite bite.

Butttttt, there are several other variables at play here….
1. Is one of these items going to cool down quickly and I want to enjoy it while it’s still hot?
2. Is there a flavor combination that really needs to be enjoyed together?
3. Will I be having sex right after this? In which case, I just want to devour it and move on to “dessert”
4. Forgot #3. I don’t want a full stomach with indigestion for that so I’ll put my plate in the fridge and enjoy it afterward.
5. But for real, will there be an actual dessert cause that might affect what I have last on my main course too?

This. Asking the real questions.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I usually eat the the veggies first, then the protein and then the starch…. But sometimes I mix bites together.. like mashed potatoes just goes with everything

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Bite what I think is best, but never the hand that feeds me.

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[crazychemgirl]

Tonight my dinner is chicken, rice and cheese burritos … cuz it’s similar enough to tacos to count for taco Tuesday

 

[jason28053]

Tonight my dinner is chicken, rice and cheese burritos … cuz it’s similar enough to tacos to count for taco Tuesday

Will you be Topless as well?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is the true adulting

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

the last one, I think

 

[crazychemgirl]

Called out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There’s men I’ve met in my past … and I’m genuinely surprised they are married and that their wives haven’t murdered them and cashed in on the insurance money.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Does this also need to be debated? Perfect timing for this to come up on IG

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Does this also need to be debated? Perfect timing for this to come up on IG

Left is correct … right means you are a psychopath

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Does this also need to be debated? Perfect timing for this to come up on IG

my friend does it yellow bowl way, like a psycho. In fact, she only puts a bite full at a time into the milk. It's difficult to watch

 

[jason28053]

Left is correct … right means you are a psychopath

Unless it’s your 2nd bowl

 

[crazychemgirl]

Unless it’s your 2nd bowl

Why didn’t you drink the milk???

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

my friend does it yellow bowl way, like a psycho. In fact, she only puts a bite full at a time into the milk. It's difficult to watch

I could never be that patient. But I do put in very little milk if the cereal gets soggy too quickly.

Unless it’s your 2nd bowl

Sometimes, but I also will dump out the milk and start over.

 

[jason28053]

my friend does it yellow bowl way, like a psycho. In fact, she only puts a bite full at a time into the milk. It's difficult to watch

But does she have big boobs? Because then it’s ok in my book

 

[jason28053]

Why didn’t you drink the milk???

I do after the second bowl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I do after the second bowl.

Psycho

 

[jason28053]

I could never be that patient. But I do put in very little milk if the cereal gets soggy too quickly.

Sometimes, but I also will dump out the milk and start over.

Never dump the milk

 

[MindYaBitness]

But does she have big boobs? Because then it’s ok in my book

Enormous, makes me look tiny in comparison

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could never be that patient. But I do put in very little milk if the cereal gets soggy too quickly.

Sometimes, but I also will dump out the milk and start over.

I am also stingy with the milk …

 

[jason28053]

Enormous, makes me look tiny in comparison

When can I meet her?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Never dump the milk

I never drink the milk.