Sex & Shenanigans

Why are you so fucking weird? House slippers? Really? Feet are more comfortable with socks. And it’s wool socks when the floors are cold 🙄🤪😂😂😂
1) Socks that have already been worn in shoes are dirty and should be removed when the shoes come off. Hell, if I could put on fresh socks 3 times a day, I would.
2) Clean socks that are worn around a house with 2 dogs quickly become dirty socks and should be immediately removed.

Leather slippers around the house for me, thanks.
 
Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?
 
Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?
The last one, usually.
 
Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?
Take turns and last bite for the best.
 
Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?
It’s not as simple as any of these choices. I mean my default is basically to save the last bite as my favorite bite.

Butttttt, there are several other variables at play here….
1. Is one of these items going to cool down quickly and I want to enjoy it while it’s still hot?
2. Is there a flavor combination that really needs to be enjoyed together?
3. Will I be having sex right after this? In which case, I just want to devour it and move on to “dessert”
4. Forgot #3. I don’t want a full stomach with indigestion for that so I’ll put my plate in the fridge and enjoy it afterward.
5. But for real, will there be an actual dessert cause that might affect what I have last on my main course too?
 
Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?
Bite what I think is best, but never the hand that feeds me. 😂
 
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