Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Well since it's the three of us now, if @OrdinaryPerson doesn't, I'm sure @morelikeasong does in her bag of toys.

I always said men were unnecessary in the realm of advanced toys

 

[Bry1313]

I love how today's theme went from "socks and shoes lol" to Sex & Shenanigans: Civil War super quick.

This time the fighting isn’t my fault

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well since it's the three of us now, if @OrdinaryPerson doesn't, I'm sure @morelikeasong does in her bag of toys.

In addition to the tongue response we need a “I’m intrigued please continue” response.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I always said men were unnecessary in the realm of advanced toys

Don’t think you need to qualify this statement tbh.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

This time the fighting isn’t my fault

Now you're just asking for us to blame it on you, though.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Why are you so fucking weird? House slippers? Really? Feet are more comfortable with socks. And it’s wool socks when the floors are cold

1) Socks that have already been worn in shoes are dirty and should be removed when the shoes come off. Hell, if I could put on fresh socks 3 times a day, I would.
2) Clean socks that are worn around a house with 2 dogs quickly become dirty socks and should be immediately removed.

Leather slippers around the house for me, thanks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now you're just asking for us to blame it on you, though.

It’s always @Bry1313‘s fault … no matter what.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s always @Bry1313‘s fault … no matter what.

Isn’t your name on the lease?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Are you trying to bring in receipts? Are you @Bry1313‘s alt?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you trying to bring in receipts? Are you @Bry1313‘s alt?

Dear god I hope not! I can’t take a 10 incher!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear god I hope not! I can’t take a 10 incher!

I mean, I’m just assuming that’s how that relationship works

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Wasn’t Bill Clinton’s entire defense that eating isn’t cheating?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indie is dead to me

W T actual F?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wasn’t Bill Clinton’s entire defense that eating isn’t cheating?

And yet never indicted.

Cuz a guy who is a sleezeball who cheats on his wife is still more capable of running the country than a woman (according to the votes)

 

[jason28053]

And yet never indicted.

Cuz a guy who is a sleezeball who cheats on his wife is still more capable of running the country than a woman (according to the votes)

Cheating is the least of it. More like sexual assault

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cheating is the least of it. More like sexual assault

And yet we don’t stop those men from becoming the top echelons of power

 

[MindYaBitness]

And yet we don’t stop those men from becoming the top echelons of power

No, we just downgraded to a guy who proudly "grabs 'em by the pussy"

 

[jason28053]

And yet we don’t stop those men from becoming the top echelons of power

Apparently not! USA is fucked up IMO

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

 

[BodieOhl]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

The last one, usually.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

Take turns and last bite for the best.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Take turns and last bite for the best.

This is the way,
Preferably on a counter clockwise circle around the plate starting with the main dish.

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

It’s not as simple as any of these choices. I mean my default is basically to save the last bite as my favorite bite.

Butttttt, there are several other variables at play here….
1. Is one of these items going to cool down quickly and I want to enjoy it while it’s still hot?
2. Is there a flavor combination that really needs to be enjoyed together?
3. Will I be having sex right after this? In which case, I just want to devour it and move on to “dessert”
4. Forgot #3. I don’t want a full stomach with indigestion for that so I’ll put my plate in the fridge and enjoy it afterward.
5. But for real, will there be an actual dessert cause that might affect what I have last on my main course too?

 

[jason28053]

Ok … moving on.


When you eat a meal … for example, chicken, potatoes and roasted veggies … do you eat:

Thing you like least first and thing you like most last?
Mashed all together?
Take turns with all items?
Don’t have any particular order but save the last bite for the thing you like best?

Bite what I think is best, but never the hand that feeds me.