Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I have no idea what order I get dressed in. It’s chaos. Whatever I find first.

I do know that yesterday I did sock shoe sock shoe and it was so weird. I was questioning my sanity, as I’m sure you all are, too.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The only person stopping you from being a hat person is you. Wear the hat.

I can't swagger like him

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have no idea what order I get dressed in. It’s chaos. Whatever I find first.

I do know that yesterday I did sock shoe sock shoe and it was so weird. I was questioning my sanity, as I’m sure you all are, too.

I think you should take a long hard look at yourself, missy.

Yeah. Think on.

 

[Bry1313]

I can't swagger like him

No one swaggers like Thomas Shelby, but lots of folks wear hats.

 

[Bry1313]

I have no idea what order I get dressed in. It’s chaos. Whatever I find first.

I do know that yesterday I did sock shoe sock shoe and it was so weird. I was questioning my sanity, as I’m sure you all are, too.

Don’t ever do that again……just don’t

 

[morelikeasong]

I think you should take a long hard look at yourself, missy.

… Wow, my tits look great

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Collar
Bow tie
Shirt cuffs
G-string
Work boots

After reading this, I think it's the only right answer.

 

[Wand3rlust]

… Wow, my tits look great

See. Much better.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You sleep in a bra? And my pants are weird?

As long as it's a sports bra or soft bralette, yes.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

… Wow, my tits look great

And no lie was told.

 

[Bry1313]

… Wow, my tits look great

Tries out his best @Mr_bogey ”your emoji is broken, so how would we know?”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That's not what you guys said last night

Gross.

 

[Bry1313]

Gross.

So gross

 

[morelikeasong]

Tries out his best @Mr_bogey ”your emoji is broken, so how would we know?”

You should keep workshopping that one, it’s not quite there yet.

But they’re up in variations right now

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You should keep workshopping that one, it’s not quite there yet.

But they’re up in variations right now

'Sup?

 

[morelikeasong]

Generally this is the order. Sometimes socks before pants but usually that’s only when I have everything out and my socks are just closer. Except bra only if I’m leaving the house.

Socks before pants??

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Socks before pants??

I totally do this too. Also shoes are left one first. I'm weirdly specific about this.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I can't swagger like him

Wear the hat, it comes with the swagger.

 

[morelikeasong]

I totally do this too. Also shoes are left one first. I'm weirdly specific about this.

Why? Why the socks first? So you’re in a shirt and undies and then you put socks on before the pants?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Socks before pants??

Sometimes. Sometimes before undies. Depends how cold the floor is, and how long I want to put off adulting.

 

[morelikeasong]

Sometimes. Sometimes before undies. Depends how cold the floor is, and how long I want to put off adulting.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok. Just changed from PJs to outside pants for school drop off. Still no bra though. Debating sock sock, shoe shoe or flip flop, flip flop.

 

[Lmizzler]

Today I was all backwards due to being sick and feeling chilled.
Underwear, Socks, shirt, pants shoes

Normally,
Underwear, pants, shirt, socks, shoes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have a hat. I want to be a person who wears a hat. I'm not that person. My hat stays indoors. And taunts me.

Marc Maron has a whole bit about how hats become wall hats then closet hats . My loving children remind me of this anytime I even look at a a hat in a store.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Why? Why the socks first? So you’re in a shirt and undies and then you put socks on before the pants?

No, shirt is always at the end. It’s undies, then socks, then pants, then shirt.