The Urguyscott Erotic Fiction Contest

[PaxNurgle]

Okay...so let's put this forum to it's intended purpose, which is getting back to good old fashioned erotica!

So, with that said, the rules for this week's literature contest are as follows:

1) It must be erotica; however, the more rapey, cringy, and incel the porn content is, the better.

2) Paragraph breaks and punctuation marks are NOT allowed. Neither is spell checking.

3) Poor grammar is not only allowed, but is actually encouraged. In fact, submissions that look like they have been proofread will be automatically disqualified.

4) This is critical: All submissions MUST contain the words "China," "Communist," "Democrats," and "Biden" somewhere in the body of the text at least once.

The winner will get a free all expenses paid vacation to Florida, courtesy urguyscott.

 

[KeithD]

Frankly, he's not worth the effort.

 

[YDB95]

Not to mention there's really no need to satirize his work. Just quote it.

 

[VinnyVeritas]

Uh..., that's in the political purview?

 

[VinnyVeritas]

So are you.

 

[ll74]

Vanity threads are dumb

 

[PaxNurgle]

The whole point of this was, Literotica IS an erotic fiction website for amateur authors.

With some obvious exceptions, I would assume that most of us probably signed up for this website for that explicit purpose, to try our hand at writing fiction. One can't help but wonder what an actual literary submission by urguyscott would be like- except, by reading his posts, I doubt any of us would be surprised. That is, assuming he has actually submitted anything that has been published on here (which is always a question.)

Poor written expression skills aside, urguyscott is a blatant and obvious troll. So I have no qualms about pointing this out. However, the only difference between him and, for example, hisarpy, is that 1) hisarpy, to his credit, can actually write in complete sentences, and 2) urguyscott, to his credit, seems to only have one screen name. (for now, at least.)

 

[ll74]

The whole point of this was, Literotica IS an erotic fiction website for amateur authors.

With some obvious exceptions, I would assume that most of us probably signed up for this website for that explicit purpose, to try our hand at writing fiction. One can't help but wonder what an actual literary submission by urguyscott would be like- except, by reading his posts, I doubt any of us would be surprised. That is, assuming he has actually submitted anything that has been published on here (which is always a question.)

Poor written expression skills aside, urguyscott is a blatant and obvious troll. So I have no qualms about pointing this out. However, the only difference between him and, for example, hisarpy, is that 1) hisarpy, to his credit, can actually write in complete sentences, and 2) urguyscott, to his credit, seems to only have one screen name. (for now, at least.)

Vanity threads are dumb.

 

[jomar]

Uh..., that's in the political purview?

#4

 

[jomar]

Ok then. To paraphrase mathgurl, or maybe it was her alt dirtgurl: Biden kicked down the communist chinas door and democrats camed in her face

 

[Holy_Seduction]

Rules? On an erotica board?

The state is a whore.
The ruling class is its pimp.
The pimp belches an order.
The whore’s legs obediently spread.
The proletariat is screwed.

That pretty much explains politics.

 

[coati]

Ok then. To paraphrase mathgurl, or maybe it was her alt dirtgurl: Biden kicked down the communist chinas door and democrats camed in her face

And then the incels lubed and stroked the bearulls of their non assult weppons untill they shot out thik ropes of kum

 

[PaxNurgle]

so the bitch says i love biden and i only fote for deomcrats but Biff said well suck it then you commonist sleazebag and whippeded out his dick i her face and said bitch you worhip chinese loving communist democrats so now worhiop my dick she put it in her mouth and was so excited by biff's large dick she sucked it and biff said there you go thats what you get for being a commonist im bigger than any chinese they are all libureals and communists thasts why none of their there diskcs are not as big as mine and she sucked it and sucked it antil biff came ans said east that that is for all the liberals who sell childred into slavery to the chinese behind this very pizza perlor rhght here were were standing but she said biden is a much better lay then you are which given that he is a communist who loves chinese dick makes you looik pretty limpsick doesnt it

 

[urguyscott]

Why Gentlemen and Bots I thank you for the great credit you do me in that I upset you commies. I accept this honor in the name of human rights and the worlds fight against censorship and terrorist bigots. The fight against brain washed dumbacrats is something all humans endeavor to bring to an end with total victory. Those who worship as God, His Imperial Highness Xi and his puppet colonial rulers know they lie every time they open their mouths. Like Mr. Kerry says, fart bags must be eliminated from the world or the ocean will catch fire. And such creatures who fart the most are the ones on here who spout the "binder words" of their American Master Soros and his Lordship's slaves who have hacked their way into our fine Literotica forum from their tiny Chinese cubes. I shall continue my quest to tell the truth and point out the fools and their deplorable behavior in an effort to bring back the dark ages. Again I wish to thank all the little (mined) people who have made this award possible by their fear of the truth and freedom. May they always be as scared of these facts as they are afraid of Trump and the American people. Long live Nationalist China, the freedom loving people of Hong Kong and the great masses of China who wish to rid themselves of such "deplorables" as His Highness and the whore puppets he has paid for to rule his colonies. (man that should bring out the cockroaches crying their eyes out)

 

[DeluxAuto]

Why Gentlemen and Bots I thank you for the great credit you do me in that I upset you commies. I accept this honor in the name of human rights and the worlds fight against censorship and terrorist bigots. The fight against brain washed dumbacrats is something all humans endeavor to bring to an end with total victory. Those who worship as God, His Imperial Highness Xi and his puppet colonial rulers know they lie every time they open their mouths. Like Mr. Kerry says, fart bags must be eliminated from the world or the ocean will catch fire. And such creatures who fart the most are the ones on here who spout the "binder words" of their American Master Soros and his Lordship's slaves who have hacked their way into our fine Literotica forum from their tiny Chinese cubes. I shall continue my quest to tell the truth and point out the fools and their deplorable behavior in an effort to bring back the dark ages. Again I wish to thank all the little (mined) people who have made this award possible by their fear of the truth and freedom. May they always be as scared of these facts as they are afraid of Trump and the American people. Long live Nationalist China, the freedom loving people of Hong Kong and the great masses of China who wish to rid themselves of such "deplorables" as His Highness and the whore puppets he has paid for to rule his colonies. (man that should bring out the cockroaches crying their eyes out)

We all laugh at you, moron.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

1) It must be erotica; however, the more rapey, cringy, and incel the porn content is, the better.

HisArpy enters the chat

 

[urguyscott]

Note: I was right. They can't make an arguement for their own belief, so they use the "binder" (when Orphan Annie the Press Secretary isn't using it) and state the same old cuss and foolishness. They don't realize they are the ones being laugh at. Like the CEO of Bud Piss Beer. They really think the less than 1% of freaks and the 20% of followers are the people that count till they, like her find out the hard way that's a stupid moron brainwashed idea. So again thank you for the great honor of being the one who makes you piss your pants. I thought Trump was the only one that did that, but of course any person who believes in human rights, civil rights and the Constitution makes you pass Bud.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

None of this erotica was a turn on. Should stick to politics.

 

[HisArpy]

The whole point of this was, Literotica IS an erotic fiction website for amateur authors.

With some obvious exceptions, I would assume that most of us probably signed up for this website for that explicit purpose, to try our hand at writing fiction. One can't help but wonder what an actual literary submission by urguyscott would be like- except, by reading his posts, I doubt any of us would be surprised. That is, assuming he has actually submitted anything that has been published on here (which is always a question.)

Poor written expression skills aside, urguyscott is a blatant and obvious troll. So I have no qualms about pointing this out. However, the only difference between him and, for example, hisarpy, is that 1) hisarpy, to his credit, can actually write in complete sentences, and 2) urguyscott, to his credit, seems to only have one screen name. (for now, at least.)

Somebody has developed an unhealthy fixation.

Just sayin'...

 

[HisArpy]

None of this erotica was a turn on. Should stick to politics.

Some people confuse dirty laundry with smut and then turn it into an obsession.

 

[PaxNurgle]

None of this erotica was a turn on. Should stick to politics.

His mental diarrhea that passes for political commentary is even less erotic than his erotic stories would be, assuming he successfully published any.

 

[SubzeroGirl]

His mental diarrhea that passes for political commentary is even less erotic than his erotic stories would be, assuming he successfully published any.

I’m not familiar with him, but I’ll take your word for it.

 

[HisArpy]

I’m not familiar with him, but I’ll take your word for it.

I wouldn't, Pax has proven he doesn't know the difference between his burro and his burrow.