"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFM if you say, "store bought is fine" about an ingredient, but don't really mean it.

have you seen the instagram page of the guy who parodies her?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

have you seen the instagram page of the guy who parodies her?

No.. do you have a link?

 

[AveryElle]

No.. do you have a link?

of course! I'll DM it to you

 

[cascadiabound]

YMBTGFM if you practice yoga daily

 

[jordanp76]

You know which side your bread plate is on.

 

[Chillygirl]

You know which side your bread plate is on.

YMBTGFM if you have a bread plate

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFM if you talk on your phone via speaker phone in public

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

IMBTGFY if you talk on your phone via speaker phone in public

Fixed that for you

 

[Esslemont]

....you were me me twenty years ago.

Besides that, I’d say I’m pretty sure it’s an impossibility.

 

[HeavyBalls]

YMBTGFM if you dislike video games.

 

[cheekygirl75]

YMBTGFMI you have your life together

 

[SweetMystery]

YMBTGFMI your socks match. Or if you wear socks.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you have a porn subscription

 

[JKL123]

YMBTGFMI you can afford to fill your gas tank.

 

[cascadiabound]

YMBTGFMI you have a formal dining room AND use it regularly

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you cut the crusts off your bread.

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFMI if you pay for Paramount+

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you have designer tupperware

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFMI you wear your sunglasses backwards like Guy Fieri

 

[J_Bone]

YMBTGFMI you’re more involved in the virtual world than the real world

 

[bigtallman]

YMBTGFMI you know where they keep Cheese Whiz in the supermarket.

 

[Sea_Panda]

YMBTGFMI you have a pulse.

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFMI you have never gone to see that one Youtube video and ended up spending an hour in the youtube rabbit hole.

I do that on tiktok. Does that count?

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you use TikTok

YMBTGFMI you fold all of your clothes into a neat pile and place them on a wicker chair before you get into bed, at 8pm, on a week night.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you didn't have to type the initials slowly whilst mouthing the words "You Might Be Too Good For Me If..."