"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

YMBTGFMI you don't obsess over the fact that there's an odd number of place settings so what happens with the pattern of things? All the same? Too regimented. Alternated? But there's an odd number so it's unequal. ARGH!
YMBTGFMI your OCD about shit interrupts my dinner and prevents you from orgasming on the dining room table Granny! 🤣🤣🤣
 
YMBTGFMI if you don't bounce between three different places to sleep (parents, my own apartment, my gf's apartment) on an almost daily basis so half your closet stays in your car.
 
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