"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[LordofDargaardkeep]

YMBTGFMI you don't obsess over the fact that there's an odd number of place settings so what happens with the pattern of things? All the same? Too regimented. Alternated? But there's an odd number so it's unequal. ARGH!

YMBTGFMI your OCD about shit interrupts my dinner and prevents you from orgasming on the dining room table Granny!

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you don't have any chronic health issues.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

YMBTGFMI you’ve never had a shitty apartment.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've never talked dirty to a scam caller just to mess with their mind.

 

[Chillygirl]

YMBTGFMI all of your bathroom towels match

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've never thrown an article of clothing in the dryer with TWO dryer sheets to "freshen it up" because you were too damn lazy to wash clothes the night before.

 

[Stephie02]

YMBTGFMI if you don't bounce between three different places to sleep (parents, my own apartment, my gf's apartment) on an almost daily basis so half your closet stays in your car.

 

[fsa52]

YMBTGFMI you have all your ducks in a nice straight row.

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you have all your ducks in a nice straight row.

"When I finally had all the ducks in a row, I realised they aren't even my ducks."

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI if you realized they were ravens, not ducks, before you tried to line them up.