"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Btq97]

I mean... My signature is usually not readable, but my other writing sure is. I need to be able to read it myself, too!

Mine was never the best. Now I type almost everything so I don't write a lot so when I do its awful

 

[Btq97]

You might be too good for me if...

You wear a formal suit for work every day.

Or trousers when working from home

 

[Strixaluco]

Or trousers when working from home

Ouch. I tick that box too. Although sometimes it's a skirt. My job has seldom required formal, but I feel like I get into working mode by dressing as if I was going to the office.

 

[Btq97]

Ouch. I tick that box too. Although sometimes it's a skirt. My job has seldom required formal, but I feel like I get into working mode by dressing as if I was going to the office.

During the lockdown a lot of my clothes shrunk. Plus I was lucky they did not demand camera for team meeting

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If you do a crossword puzzle in ink.

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFM if you remember all your passwords.

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFM if you have ‘seasonal home decor’ that you swap out.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you love to hike and mountain climb.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you know about food macros

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

YMBTGFM if you use decorative plates under your actual plates. Or if you use cloth napkins more than twice a year.

 

[AveryElle]

YMBTGFMI you know about macros

similarly, YMBTGFM if you CARE about macros

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you know about macros

Don't even have to know how to do one?

 

[bigtallman]

YMBTGFMI your Christmas decorations are boxed up and put away before June.

 

[Mattentive]

YMBTGFMI we need to sit down and talk about my parrot's vocabulary.

 

[Gamine67]

YMBTGFMI Leftover cold pizza on Sunday morning isn’t the best breakfast of the week.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

(Inspired by another thread)
YMBTGFMI you make your bed everyday

 

[bigtallman]

YMBTGFMI none of your salad dressing bottles in the back of the fridge are expired.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wont be good will be a first class dick so thats the story

 

[Cyber_Bella]

YMBTGFMI you know whi wine pairs with which meal.

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

YMBTGFMI you think beer is an inferior match to a meal than wine.

 

[fsa52]

YMBTGFM if you never end a sentence with a preposition.

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

YMBTGFMI you know what a preposition is, as opposed to a proposition.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

YMBTGFM if all your groceries are organic

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

YMBTGFM If you exist.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

YMBTGFM if you say, "store bought is fine" about an ingredient, but don't really mean it.