"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[cascadiabound]

YMBTGFMI your lawn is the nicest on the block

Yes I'm looking at you @Mrtenant my darling

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFM if get a glass for your canned beverage.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFM if you fold fitted sheets rather then saying screw it and rolling them in a messy ball.

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFM if you don't cuss

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFM if you fold fitted sheets rather then saying screw it and rolling them in a messy ball.

Come here and let me show you how it’s done. A little mansplainin’ and you can do this for me every time like a good little housewife should.

YMBTGFM if you think I’m serious.

 

[CutieJo]

YMBTGFMI you fold, hang and put away your laundry immediately after it's done in the dryer.

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFMI you dry all your washing in a dryer.

Rope should never go in the dryer.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI if you do laundry by darks, lights, and whites, instead of looking at it all, thinking "if I really cram it all in there, I can do this in one load" then doing just that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you don't have a random pile of lids in your tupperware cabinet that just go to nothing.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

YMBTGFMI you own a rusty spork instead of the free Taco Bell ones. @Justadesperatewifeandmom

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you never let your gas tank go below a quarter.

 

[StacyLeigh]

This is the only thread on Lit where I truly feel judged

I've thought the same thing I hang my head in shame every time I check it out...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If you run every morning.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This is the only thread on Lit where I truly feel judged

I've thought the same thing I hang my head in shame every time I check it out...

Just consider yourselves elite.

 

[Apisto42]

This is the only thread on Lit where I truly feel judged

I hear you. What slag would let her car get below 1/4 tank? What does that say about her personal upkeep?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI your check engine light comes on and you do more then check, confirm the engine is there, then get on with your life.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you own a butane torch and actually use it brulee food.

 

[ihflrm]

YMBTGFMI if you get tasting notes on every wine instead of just knowing what is a good tasting wine vs. a not so good tasting wine.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What do you use your butane torch for?

Do we need to have that conversation about the weird noises from your basement again?

Damn, is Alexa ratting me out again?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m having ocd related eye twitches from reading what people don’t do.

 

[Xerxes82]

YMBTGFM if you can pop off bottle caps between your tits.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you don't dog ear the pages when you read

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And now you're just triggering me. You know this is a crime against humanity. And you know I use a bookmark!!

Bookmarks are for valuable books. I like my books to look read. But can I help based on all my pasts that you... might be too good for me?? Lol.

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFM if you go to sleep early

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFM if you expect me to raise the toilet seat before I pee and lower it after. Geez, do I have to do everything around here?