Chaos... to be continued

[LexxRuthless]

Heheh. I mean, if that's not what you were asking, then my answer has to be "Oh, hell no!"
Fresh coffee, coming right up!

 

[LikeableMe]

Heheh. I mean, if that's not what you were asking, then my answer has to be "Oh, hell no!"
Fresh coffee, coming right up!

Hmm backing out of the show already

 

[LikeableMe]

I don’t drink coffee, so someone can have mine

 

[LexxRuthless]

Hmm backing out of the show already

Haha! "Backing out" -- I see what you did there. Clearly you want to see me on the receiving end of some action with @theeonanist

 

[LikeableMe]

Haha! "Backing out" -- I see what you did there. Clearly you want to see me on the receiving end of some action with @theeonanist

Who says I’ll be looking at him?

Or i would have to watch it twice, to give you both the attention you deserve!

 

[LikeableMe]

My pain is finally starting to ease

 

[LexxRuthless]

I don’t drink coffee, so someone can have mine

So, what is your morning beverage of choice?

 

[LikeableMe]

So, what is your morning beverage of choice?

Well I’m supposed to have orange juice (a medical thing) but more often than not, it’s a flat diet soda or water!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Well I’m supposed to have orange juice (a medical thing) but more often than not, it’s a flat diet soda or water!

Okay, I can offer orange juice. I cannot in good conscience offer a lady "flat diet soda" without feeling like a bad person.

 

[LikeableMe]

Okay, I can offer orange juice. I cannot in good conscience offer a lady "flat diet soda" without feeling like a bad person.

Oh but I like it flat! I make them flat intentionally

But I LOOOVVVE orange juice! That’s why I never have any - it doesn’t last long when I do buy it!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Oh but I like it flat! I make them flat intentionally

But I LOOOVVVE orange juice! That’s why I never have any - it doesn’t last long when I do buy it!

Oh, no, I get what you're saying about the soda. But can you see me offering guests such a thing?!?
"Here you go, madam, your flat soda." I mean, come on! Who would come back for more of that?

Wait! Maybe if I serve it up in a Chippendale's costume or something...

 

[LikeableMe]

Oh, no, I get what you're saying about the soda. But can you see me offering guests such a thing?!?
"Here you go, madam, your flat soda." I mean, come on! Who would come back for more of that?

Wait! Maybe if I serve it up in a Chippendale's costume or something...

Ooh looks like Lexx is in performance mode today!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don’t drink coffee, so someone can have mine

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ooh looks like Lexx is in performance mode today!

I'll tell you what, that would motivate me to really work out harder. If I knew I was only going to have a bowtie & snug shorts AND be expected to perform.
Waitasecond! What do you mean by 'performance?'

 

[LikeableMe]

I'll tell you what, that would motivate me to really work out harder. If I knew I was only going to have a bowtie & snug shorts AND be expected to perform.
Waitasecond! What do you mean by 'performance?'

I mean whatever you mean

 

[LexxRuthless]

I mean whatever you mean

Oh, that's a relief.
I was reliving that whole naked limbo-dancing fiasco for a second there.

 

[LikeableMe]

Oh, that's a relief.
I was reliving that whole naked limbo-dancing fiasco for a second there.

Do you have that recorded?

I want to learn to limbo

 

[LexxRuthless]

Do you have that recorded?

I want to learn to limbo

I was assured all records of that "event" were completely destroyed.

Edited. Jeez.

 

[LikeableMe]

I was assured all records of that "event" were properly disposed of.

My limbo career is dashed before it even started!

 

[LikeableMe]

Hello all!

Hi

 

[theeonanist]

I meant to ask you about this earlier. I have trouble getting enough sleep. What is this secret technique of yours?

I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…

 

[LexxRuthless]

My limbo career is dashed before it even started!

Well, for you, anything.
My dad was really the dancer in my family, and my recently-divorced younger brother bogarted all the "natural dancing smoothness" genes.
But I'd be happy to work with you on a naked limbo routine!

 

[LikeableMe]

I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…

So it’s a show and tell type of thing?

 

[LexxRuthless]

I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…

Right here in the thread?

 

[LikeableMe]

Well, for you, anything.
My dad was really the dancer in my family, and my recently-divorced younger brother bogarted all the "natural dancing smoothness" genes.
But I'd be happy to work with you on a naked limbo routine!

Oh dear - that would not look good on my part!