LexxRuthless
Captain Corruption
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Heheh. I mean, if that's not what you were asking, then my answer has to be "Oh, hell no!" 
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Hmm backing out of the show alreadyHeheh. I mean, if that's not what you were asking, then my answer has to be "Oh, hell no!"
Fresh coffee
, coming right up!
Haha! "Backing out" -- I see what you did there. Clearly you want to see me on the receiving end of some action with @theeonanistHmm backing out of the show already![]()
Who says I’ll be looking at him?Haha! "Backing out" -- I see what you did there. Clearly you want to see me on the receiving end of some action with @theeonanist![]()
So, what is your morning beverage of choice?I don’t drink coffee, so someone can have mine
Well I’m supposed to have orange juice (a medical thing) but more often than not, it’s a flat diet soda or water!So, what is your morning beverage of choice?
Okay, I can offerWell I’m supposed to have orange juice (a medical thing) but more often than not, it’s a flat diet soda or water!
Oh but I like it flat! I make them flat intentionallyOkay, I can offerorange juice
. I cannot in good conscience offer a lady "flat diet soda" without feeling like a bad person.
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Oh, no, I get what you're saying about the soda. But can you see me offering guests such a thing?!?Oh but I like it flat! I make them flat intentionally
But I LOOOVVVE orange juice! That’s why I never have any - it doesn’t last long when I do buy it!
Ooh looks like Lexx is in performance mode today!Oh, no, I get what you're saying about the soda. But can you see me offering guests such a thing?!?
"Here you go, madam, your flat soda." I mean, come on! Who would come back for more of that?
Wait! Maybe if I serve it up in a Chippendale's costume or something...
I'll tell you what, that would motivate me to really work out harder. If I knew I was only going to have a bowtie & snug shorts AND be expected to perform.Ooh looks like Lexx is in performance mode today!![]()
I mean whatever you meanI'll tell you what, that would motivate me to really work out harder. If I knew I was only going to have a bowtie & snug shorts AND be expected to perform.
Waitasecond! What do you mean by 'performance?'![]()
Oh, that's a relief.I mean whatever you mean![]()
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Do you have that recorded?Oh, that's a relief.
I was reliving that whole naked limbo-dancing fiasco for a second there.
I was assured all records of that "event" were completely destroyed.Do you have that recorded?
I want to learn to limbo![]()
My limbo career is dashed before it even started!I was assured all records of that "event" were properly disposed of.
HiHello all!
I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…I meant to ask you about this earlier. I have trouble getting enough sleep. What is this secret technique of yours?![]()
Well, for you, anything.My limbo career is dashed before it even started!
So it’s a show and tell type of thing?I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…
Right here in the thread?I mean, I can do if you really want me to show you…
Oh dear - that would not look good on my part!Well, for you, anything.
My dad was really the dancer in my family, and my recently-divorced younger brother bogarted all the "natural dancing smoothness" genes.
But I'd be happy to work with you on a naked limbo routine!![]()