Pmann’s “King Bitch” Fight Club Thread

[aussiegeekygal]

I have to wear at least a sports bra or else I risk hitting myself in the face when I go downstairs to do laundry

And I have to wear a real bra to pick up my little one and run by my office to drop off mail and get checks ..no one wants to see these puppies low hanging

Don't be so sure about that

This is the kind of stuff I’m here for

You tease

And why not?

 

[ydahecnot]

Left tit. Mostly.

Damn those man hands

 

[ydahecnot]

Don't be so sure about that



And why not?

Rocking the pastoral look

 

[Corbal]

This is the kind of stuff I’m here for
You tease

Don't be so sure about that
And why not?

I love that Aussie is game with me. Always the hottest.

Damn those man hands

I lift heavy shit. I have veins. Shut it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is this where the cool boobs hang out?

Corbs, have your ever known me to pass up an opportunity to show some cleavage?

It sure is. Tits out!

Now we just need default to come show his peen

(And I love following Corbal around getting nekkid together)

 

[Corbal]

Is this where the cool boobs hang out?

Corbs, have your ever known me to pass up an opportunity to show some cleavage?

I can’t show cleavage. As I have none.

You clearly stole mine. You have plenty to share.


You sexy smiling hottie.

 

[Corbal]

It sure is. Tits out!

Now we just need default to come show his peen

(And I love following Corbal around getting nekkid together)

Ugh, he has the sexy as fuck “V” situation going on. Always makes me lick my lips.

Aussie, you’re fucking gorgeous. Always have been.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Well, that was good timing!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

This fat, ugly, unsexy dude may have lost the fight. But I clearly won the thread.

You're welcome gentlemen and lesbians.

 

[ydahecnot]

Agreed on all counts

I love the sweetness going on in here, bet PMann is fuming

Well, I did call Aussie’s look pastoral. Those could be fighting words

 

[Suz_anne]

Pmann fuming about boobs being posted on one of his threads? Have you met him??

Continue on, lovelies.

 

[Corbal]

This fat, ugly, unsexy dude may have lost the fight. But I clearly won the thread.

You're welcome gentlemen and lesbians.

Dude. Dick punch yourself for me.

I hate when people dog themselves. Dammit.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Pmann fuming about boobs being posted on one of his threads? Have you met him??

Continue on, lovelies.

I agree wholeheartedly,

More boobs...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dude. Dick punch yourself for me.

I hate when people dog themselves. Dammit.

I already did. Don't want to do that ever again.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Y'all turned a train wreck into a party. Nice!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Y'all turned a train wreck into a party. Nice!

It's called a Playground for good reasons!

ETA: Oops! forgot to put up a warning!
Might trigger someone who fell off the monkey bars.
it was me...I fell off the monkey bars

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Y'all turned a train wreck into a party. Nice!

I swear, whenever shit gets rough, I just get nekkid and everything is magically better

 

[ChrisPharmD]

Dude. Dick punch yourself for me.

I hate when people dog themselves. Dammit.

Hey, some guys like that, you kink shamer.

 

[Taegul]

I've always liked that the Fight Club started with a bunch of guys saying "This guy beating himself up in the parking lot really seems to know what he's talking about."

OMG. Ixnay on the fightay clubnay.

Sorry, it's been decades since I took pig Latin in high school.

 

[Taegul]

This thread is giving me a Kumbaya feel right now. Bleh!

Personally, I wanna see less hospitality in here and much more...

http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/funny-gif-plane-kid-car-crash1.gif

 

[Taegul]

For the record, put some spikes in ^ that kid's hair and I think it's Calvin. That must mean that Hobbes was driving the truck. That rascal...

 

[Misshotndeep]

Just dropping in to say Hey Bitches!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just dropping in to say Hey Bitches!

Boobs!

 

[85Ironman]

I've always liked that the Fight Club started with a bunch of guys saying "This guy beating himself up in the parking lot really seems to know what he's talking about."

Hey, man! Spoiler alert!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Boobs!

I have set...and your point?