Pmann’s “King Bitch” Fight Club Thread

[aussiegeekygal]

Dude, is it my fault that Pmann can only get cyber pussy?

I blame his genetics

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I blame his genetics

Club legged and small dick. No reason for him to be suck a bitch.

 

[Apisto42]

Hey, “bitch sucking” is a talent and an art. High praise for the pmann!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oooh. He's sucked your bitch?

I learn more about this place every day

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Oooh. He's sucked your bitch?

I learn more about this place every day

I’m drunk and fingerbanging strippers. Lay off the goddamn typos. Aight?

 

[Apisto42]

Bitches love typos. Or is that baubles? Can never keep this shit straight.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like whatever those dangly ball sacks Texans attach to their truck are called

 

[Apisto42]

I call them “high insecurity”.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I call them “high insecurity”.

I call them "Small dick"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I call them never once I've destroyed their man card for somehow falling for my commie cooter

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I call them never once I've destroyed their man card for somehow falling for my commie cooter

Please, take my fucking man card. It’s awful enough muh fuckers think they need a useless truck but those dumb balls hanging from tow balls are too goddamn fucking dumb.

 

[Apisto42]

I saw a pink pair once. I think they were signifying a trophy?

 

[Lord Pmann]

The weird thing about the truck ball sacks is that there's balls with no dick. Except for the one that's driving.

I've been known to tie those dangly truck balls to my actual balls. You know, to increase my perceived testosterone.

 

[Taegul]

Just thought I'd post the daily reminder that pineapple on pizza is awesome and anyone who doesn't like pineapple on pizza is a commie loving oompa loompa that fantasizes about farm animals in lingerie.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't mind a pig in lipstick

And fucking hate pineapple

 

[Taegul]

I don't mind a pig in lipstick

And fucking hate pineapple

Thumbs down for this Putin post!

 

[tnman03]

Please, take my fucking man card. It’s awful enough muh fuckers think they need a useless truck but those dumb balls hanging from tow balls are too goddamn fucking dumb.

<---Has a crew cab 4x4 PU/T as my primary vehicle. It cost less than an SUV and has more interior room than most cars. Plus I use it for a lot of other things than basic transportation. Sometimes a truck is the best option. Sometimes folks buy one just because they like driving a truck. To each their own.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

<---Has a crew cab 4x4 PU/T as my primary vehicle. It cost less than an SUV and has more interior room than most cars. Plus I use it for a lot of other things than basic transportation. Sometimes a truck is the best option. Sometimes folks buy one just because they like driving a truck. To each their own.

Fair enough

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I drive a pickup it's such a handy vehicle.

If Tesla's Cyber truck wasn't so ugly, I'd buy one. The torque on that thing is fucking insane

 

[Taegul]

In-N-Out is the most overrated hamburger of all time. Don't like it? Fuck you. Fight me!

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[Deleted member 6592667]

In-N-Out is the most overrated hamburger of all time. Don't like it? Fuck you. Fight me!

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Yeah, had it once. It was...fine? Whataburger is still king.

 

[Taegul]

Yeah, had it once. It was...fine? Whataburger is still king.

I've never even tried Whataburger. I'm ashamed lol.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I've never even tried Whataburger. I'm ashamed lol.

Dammit you should be! jk

Nah, I think it's mostly a Texas thing really.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dammit you should be! jk

Nah, I think it's mostly a Texas thing really.

They’re all over Florida too. They’re delicious. One of the best fast food burgers. And their onion rings are brilliant, as well.

But I’m gonna have to disagree about In-N-Out. Those burgers are delicious to me. I love them.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

They’re all over Florida too. They’re delicious. One of the best fast food burgers. And their onion rings are brilliant, as well.

But I’m gonna have to disagree about In-N-Out. Those burgers are delicious to me. I love them.

I'm absolutely more than willing to try In-N-Out again. One is close by so I'm sure I will at some point. The first time I had In-N-Out was years ago with my now ex-wife who was mad at me for ordering off the secret menu while she didn't (check out her book called 'How to Earn a Divorce by Ruining Every Experience Ever!'). So that may have tainted the experience.