What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Taegul]

http://images2.bangbros.com/modelprofiles/12521/big/veronica-rodriguez.jpg

"I could use a couple more hands to help me with all these bubbles. I could probably find some use for your lips and tongue also."

 

[Taegul]

http://tsinjoarivo.info/images/d4dc58975809a99e69e75e24fb154797.gif

Him: "Hey baby, wanna see why they nicknamed me the Energizer Rabbit?"

Her: "I'd love to but I gotta go home and show my girlfriend why they call me the Jacques Cousteau of pearl diving."

REJECTED

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

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Her - You know it's considered bad form to sport an erection on a nude beach.

Him - Sorry about that ... know somewhere I can hide it?

 

[BenDover4]

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(Guy on left...)

MILF @ 3 o'clock...

 

[bunny4med]

http://bos.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Sexy_Girls_Christmas_GIFs_6.gif

*Pouts* "Santa, you missed! Try again. And again and again and again..."

That's NOT what I meant when I said to shoot a wad on me.

 

[bunny4med]

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Nothing worse than the ballet munchies.

 

[bunny4med]

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An Iced coffee keeps everything perky.

 

[BenDover4]

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What's She (or He) Saying?

 

[BenDover4]

https://laciudadtraselsol.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/cena-romc3a1ntica-1.gif?w=768

(Women on cellphone...)

Honey you know as a concierge it's my job to assist VIP customers.
I suggest you not wait up...

 

[jaF0]

https://www.bestsugardaddywebsites.com/images/older-man-and-young-woman.jpg

She: 'If you saw my bank account, you'd understand'.

 

[Guyblue82]

http://bustyshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/12-11-bigtits.jpg

"Our eyes are up here you silly little perve."

"We love the movie UP! We even tried to be extras"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://laciudadtraselsol.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/cena-romc3a1ntica-1.gif?w=768

(Women on cellphone...)

Honey you know as a concierge it's my job to assist VIP customers.
I suggest you not wait up...

"Hello? Yes, this is Elizabeth. Oh my, that sounds wonderful. I'll be there
as soon as possible ... I just have to finish up with another guest first ...."

(everyone assumes I fool around with my customers - even my customers! lol)

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Ohhh okay, honey. But hurry or we're going to be late."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm not sure you'd be able to handle what's still on my sexual bucket list, sweetie.
But I bet I can help you cross one or two items off your sexual bucket list if you like."

 

[BenDover4]

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

 

[BenDover4]

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Hurry up... here comes a DNR officer...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://thrillblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/girls-we-would-love-to-motorboat4.png

Hurry up... here comes the DNR...

I'm not sure what a DNR is but this is still hilarious!

 

[ydahecnot]

http://media.nudebeachpussy.com/contents/albums/main/800x800/0/26/26.jpg

“May I please have that cheeseburger?”

 

[jaF0]

I'm not sure what a DNR is but this is still hilarious!

Nevada calls it this: http://dcnr.nv.gov/

 

[LizVegas79]

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"That was soooo amazing. I guess I'm not bi-curious anymore, now am I?
So, is there a club that I can join? Or do I just pay you to put me on some mailing list?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72jn2ye7I1qcrv6lo1_500.jpg

"If you don't hurry up Stephen, I swear you're not going to be my favorite pet anymore."

 

[BenDover4]

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We just got these back from the dry cleaners.
Let's try not to have a repeat of last time shall we ??

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2020/01/02/300/22427818.jpg
I'm just fit to be tied.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://cdn09.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/01/239940/bdsmlr-239940-VqZKyd4pyP.jpg

"Thank you so much for that generous tip. I promise. Next time, I'll swallow."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Really? You'll do anything we say all night?
But then we have to come back here and do anything you
say, don't we? Nice try. My last husband was a pervert too.
However, what do you think Sandra? He looks like fun doesn't he?"