What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[BenDover4]

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Ready for your Christmas bonus ??

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

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“I’m not wearing any panties!
Oh sorry I didn’t know you were a telemarketer!”

 

[LizVegas79]

This one's pretty easy too lol

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2012/11/28/300/973390.jpg

"DUDE!! Maybe a little warning next time?!"

 

[Taegul]

http://i.smutty.com/media_smutty/o/f/h/a/b/ofhabit-qhjsz-c75b26.gif

"I don't know why my ex thinks I'm bad at blowjobs."

 

[Taegul]

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"I don't know why my ex thinks I'm bad at blowjobs."

https://media.tenor.com/images/3155fe581832e25ee0e0360aa310fad9/tenor.gif

"It's because you're going too fast. You need to slow it down like so..."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2014/11/09/300/8991447.jpg

"Okay, I'm leaving for work. You guys didn't get any in my hair did you?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2016/12/13/300/17050474.jpg

"Well it's too small to be a dildo. You did remember that all I wanted this
year was a giant vibrating purple jelly dildo like the one Doctor Liz has right?"

 

[Taegul]

https://cdn1.hothag.com/media/gifs/1/1/cute-blonde-handling-a-huge-cock-4396-blowjob.gif

"You want me to kiss it? Well, ok, just once I guess..."

 

[jaF0]

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Guy off camera, singing: 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'
Girl: 'Dude, Really?'

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn1.hothag.com/media/gifs/1/1/cute-blonde-handling-a-huge-cock-4396-blowjob.gif

"Nah-uh, I am not afraid of it ... see?"

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/54/a0/3354a02b3bb3190ddd885e42b544dbab--working-girls-nylon-stockings.jpg

"Yeah, hi, security? I need to report a pervert under my desk."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/e8/39/1ae83914cd0be0b9dfc6d9a93c04208e.jpg

"If I don't get laid on Christmas I'm going to f-ing scream."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0bcf6cf73c3d4efa986fa53112e49908/tumblr_pyrbq1q8YS1wvmrkeo1_1280.jpg

"No, I'm fine. I'm more than fine actually. I didn't know your roommate was so cute."

 

[BenDover4]

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No, I'm alone. She doesn't have time to fix me dinner, let alone leaving the house to eat out.

Let me give you some advice dude... Don't ever give your wife, girlfriend or significant other a Sybian for Christmas !!

 

[BenDover4]

(Last guy in line)

They shouldn't hire someone so young to interview us. This is gonna take all day...

 

[bunny4med]

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/02/09/300/19074102.jpg
I hope you're here to stuff my stockings.

 

[Ziggins]

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, Sam.

 

[jaF0]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/d3/59/eed359a171f75389c7e346c367d1fe37.jpg

'You're here to make a deposit, correct? You understand that this is a sperm bank and as Head Teller, I have to personally verify all assets and transactions?'

 

[BenDover4]

(Women on left...)

Look what Santa brought us !!

 

[Taegul]

http://media.nudebeachpussy.com/contents/albums/main/800x800/0/26/26.jpg

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought I was the only one out here today. I don't suppose you'd like to walk me back to my place, would you?"

 

[Taegul]

http://bustyshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/12-11-bigtits.jpg

"Our eyes are up here you silly little perve."

 

[Taegul]

http://bos.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Sexy_Girls_Christmas_GIFs_6.gif

*Pouts* "Santa, you missed! Try again. And again and again and again..."

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

http://media.nudebeachpussy.com/contents/albums/main/800x800/0/26/26.jpg

"I see something other than the surf is up today!”

 

[jaF0]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f9c8ee5095a35574a7e3f498929fe452/tumblr_pwy3zmblMd1r4x5j7o1_540.jpg

You and that damned camera again? Just wait 'til you're asleep.

 

[Taegul]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/9b/2c/b89b2c64ae6eb8286d4cefdf2bed2214.jpg

"Oh the things I'll do to help my kid get a good grade...Alright honey, I'm off to the parent-teacher conference. Don't wait up, I'll probably be real late again."