What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[LizVegas79]

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"You said the price of our little therapy sessions wasn't negotiable, but I have an offer I think you'll be interested in."

Me: "Oh really? I'm listening."

 

[Taegul]

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"You said the price of our little therapy sessions wasn't negotiable, but I have an offer I think you'll be interested in."

"I was curious, Dr. Liz, do you only provide psychiatric assistance to your patients, or do you perform physical exams as well?"

 

[JerseyJade]

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"Hi, Brenda. I'm Jade. Doctor Liz is "literally" tied up in her office right now and she can't escape.. um, I mean get away right now.. so I'm here to take her place. Now what seems to be the problem again?"

 

[Taegul]

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"So my friends and I were looking for the nude beach that's supposed to be around here. Do you know where it is by chance? If you're not sure maybe we could come in and use your pool for a while? I mean, if that's ok with you..."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"A nude pool? Who ever's heard of a nude pool you perv?
You promised you were taking us to a nude beach today!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Hi, Brenda. I'm Jade. Doctor Liz is "literally" tied up in her office right now and she can't escape.. um, I mean get away right now.. so I'm here to take her place. Now what seems to be the problem again?"

* thumping sound on the wall coming from the next office *

"Very funny, JJ! Get in here and untie me right this minute!"

 

[JerseyJade]

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"Don't be ridiculous, Brenda. That's not the sound of a woman desperately knocking on the wall yelling, "Untie me, Untie me!" It's just termites. Liz is having an exterminator come in tomorrow to take care of that. Now lay back down and relax!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Okay pet. Come on out. It's play time."

 

[Taegul]

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"Don't be ridiculous, Brenda. That's not the sound of a woman desperately knocking on the wall yelling, "Untie me, Untie me!" It's just termites. Liz is having an exterminator come in tomorrow to take care of that. Now lay back down and relax!"

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"I am Ahnold! Who called for zee Terminator?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Dammit, honey. You didn't give me any warning again."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Mister Fed Ex Man! Are you sure you don't have a package for me?"

 

[Taegul]

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"Come on, girls! Every time you swing the lightsaber, a virgin cums for the first time."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Actually, my husband won't be home for at least two hours.
But you're welcome to come in and wait for him if you like."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Of course you can rip them, silly."

 

[Taegul]

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"I could see you from the beach watching me with your binoculars. So you just like to watch, or are you also a man of action?"

 

[Taegul]

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Him: "Watch the teeth. WATCH THE TEETH!"

 

[Lorelei907]

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“You’re right, I think this will hurt.”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"We heard you were sick so we each brought you a creampie to help you feel better."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You're quite a good boy. May I ask who trained you?"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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Okay Santa. Why don't you show me what's in your sack?

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Your husband went out for more wrapping paper.
So that means you can play with me until he gets back if you want."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Oh my god! Yep, this is definitely one small dick.
I'm pretty sure Dr. Liz is going to want to see this.
Go get her. She deserves a good laugh."

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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Okay Santa. Why don't you show me what's in your sack?

I know it says "Do not open until Christmas" but remember, "Eatin' ain't cheatin'!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Seriously? You think you're going to get all up in this?
Sorry but you're going to have to go over your qualifications first!!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I don't know what to do. He's asleep but it's even bigger and harder than it was before!"