Defecatation and bowel activity over christmas thread,

[hobbit.]

Due to diet changes over christmas, and sedentry periods, the digestive system can play havoc.

why not post your bowel activity on here (not literally, just a log of your stool action) so that people can see whats average ?

 

[FataMorgana]

Tinsel shits.

 

[hobbit.]

Tinsel shits.

edible gold.......

Aldi did some kind of cake last christmas with it on.

 

[Fart_knocker]

Another Trump thread?

 

[Klinkster]

He's talking about bowel movements.....

That makes it a fart knocker thread......AKA, shit tamper....AKA.....you are nothing BUT a bowel movement.

 

[Crownvic]

W.t.f....Over....

 

[Klinkster]

W.t.f....Over....

Now that....I agree with.

 

[phrodeau]

Had figgy pudding one year.

 

[Carnevil9]

Now that's what I call a Yule Log!

 

[heathergives]

Another Trump thread?

^^^Whatever you say, luk.^^^

 

[heathergives]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gPRfzODCWCc/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Fart_knocker]

He's talking about bowel movements.....

That makes it a fart knocker thread......AKA, shit tamper....AKA.....you are nothing BUT a bowel movement.

Ok, boomer.

 

[heathergives]

Ok, boomer.

^^^Whatever you say, luk.^^^

 

[Rightguide]

Regular order is the plan of the day.

 

[Klinkster]

Ok, boomer.

***** OK shit tamper *****

 

[jaF0]

... You know where to put the cork ...

 

[hobbit.]

... You know where to put the cork ...

a hosepipe might be better.

 

[Pookie]

This could literally be a butt hurt thread. *nods*

 

[hobbit.]

Well, first part of the festive season is gone. mixed results bowel wise though - as usual.

various consistency and colour / shade of motion, coupled with varying degrees of timeing / advance warning.

Last night was close.

anyone have any results which they didnt expect? constipation is always a fear.

 

[oggbashan]

Brussel sprouts promote regular motions.

Vindaloo doesn't. Turkey vindaloo is evil.

 

[FataMorgana]

Well, first part of the festive season is gone. mixed results bowel wise though - as usual.

various consistency and colour / shade of motion, coupled with varying degrees of timeing / advance warning.

Last night was close.

anyone have any results which they didnt expect? constipation is always a fear.

I hope you're compiling results using the Bristol Stool Chart. No guessing please.

Nothing much to report here, unlike last year when I mixed Stella, Baileys and chili coated peanuts. Imagine Fast & Furious with muckspreaders instead of racing cars.

 

[hobbit.]

Brussel sprouts promote regular motions.

Vindaloo doesn't. Turkey vindaloo is evil.

morrisons now call them 'yorkshire sprouts' FFS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM
Vindaloo.

 

[FataMorgana]

morrisons now call them 'yorkshire sprouts' FFS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM
Vindaloo.

Have they got little flat caps and go Eeeeee by eck when you drop them in boiling water.

 

[oggbashan]

Have they got little flat caps and go Eeeeee by eck when you drop them in boiling water.

Unless they are Lincolnshire sprouts - also from Morrisons.

I get mine from Sainsburys and they are locally sourced.

 

[hobbit.]

I hope you're compiling results using the Bristol Stool Chart. No guessing please.

Nothing much to report here, unlike last year when I mixed Stella, Baileys and chili coated peanuts. Imagine Fast & Furious with muckspreaders instead of racing cars.

by the Bristol colour chart i assume you mean the faecal spectrum not a census of the st pauls district?

i mixed calvados, quality street (trade sdescriptions issue there), and newccy brown. the mavropaphne didnt effect the colour chart though, umlike last years 'bulls blood of Egar; experiemrnt. Black stools is not a good look.