Pmann needs some attention

[Lord Pmann]

Well, I've been pretty quiet lately. I've actually had to do some work and it's getting really annoying. As a result, I haven't gotten my therapist prescribed attention from internet strangers.

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I know you've all missed me. I've been thinking about you all. Here are my observations since I've been gone and potential topics of discussion.

1. My father makes a good fried turkey. But it's still inferior to the normal birds I eat. Like foie gras. Turkey shouldn't be how we celebrate Thanksgiving. I think we need reform.

2. I'm kind of a Grinch when it comes to Christmas decorations. It's boring. It takes a lot of time. And I don't care to do it.

3. I don't care for most Christmas music. But I really do like Last Christmas by George Michael. Not that bullshit remake by some girl who makes me want to not hear anymore.

4. I really like the weather this time of year.

5. I don't like the movie Elf.

Thanks, guys. Now lavish attention on me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I freaking love the weather this time of year.
Back in Australia I used to wear scarves and gloves and I look back and think "what a pussy". The weather I experienced in Aus is shorts weather here.

I also love a roaring fire. I find it cozy and super romantic/sexy. Surprisingly, I've never had sex in front of the fire. I need to get on that...

 

[kurrginatorX]

I agree with you about the turkey. Here is my suggestion: Buy some charcoal and lighter fluid, start up the grill, and BBQ a couple dozen racks of chicken ribs. Who does this? Certainly no one I know of, so you would be starting a whole new tradition. Marinate them in pork and bean juice for a taste sure to drive everyone wild. Get some artichoke heart pate and instant potatoes and you'll have a Thanksgiving or Christmas meal fit for a king. MMM-MMM-GOOD!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I freaking love the weather this time of year.
Back in Australia I used to wear scarves and gloves and I look back and think "what a pussy". The weather I experienced in Aus is shorts weather here.

I also love a roaring fire. I find it cozy and super romantic/sexy. Surprisingly, I've never had sex in front of the fire. I need to get on that...

I do find Australian people bitch about the cold more than any normal group of people. It's like their bones are made of meringue.

And they use the devil's measurements to make their temperature sound colder. 0 degrees? Fuck off. That's 32 here, just like the king would say.

 

[UgliestSon]

Yawns

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I do find Australian people bitch about the cold more than any normal group of people. It's like their bones are made of meringue.

And they use the devil's measurements to make their temperature sound colder. 0 degrees? Fuck off. That's 32 here, just like the king would say.

Mine were definitely meringue. I was a human pavlova.

Don't get me started on imperial bullshit. No wonder Americans rank so low on global education standards. There is so much wasted brain power that could be reclaimed by using metric.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yawns

Just waking up from a drug induced sleep? You're up early today, buddy.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Just waking up from a drug induced sleep? You're up early today, buddy.

Yawning is a withdrawal symptom of opiates.

 

[UgliestSon]

I did just wake up from a post work beer nap. Better thread would be Who is more of an attention whore? Pman or that Prettylittlecunt chick. Chris Mike would want to be included if he aint off diddling kids. This place bores the fuck out of me.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I did just wake up from a post work beer nap. Better thread would be Who is more of an attention whore? Pman or that Prettylittlecunt chick. Chris Mike would want to be included if he aint off diddling kids. This place bores the fuck out of me.

Then go. Away. Or put everyone on ignore and post whatever you like, to yourself.

And just to keep the thread on track, I missed you Pmann. I'm sure that warms the cockles of your blackened, shriveled heart.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I did just wake up from a post work beer nap. Better thread would be Who is more of an attention whore? Pman or that Prettylittlecunt chick. Chris Mike would want to be included if he aint off diddling kids. This place bores the fuck out of me.

How often does your child have to wake you up from your drug cocktail comas?

 

[UgliestSon]

Then go. Away. Or put everyone on ignore and post whatever you like, to yourself.

And just to keep the thread on track, I missed you Pmann. I'm sure that warms the cockles of your blackened, shriveled heart.

Who asked you bitch?

 

[UgliestSon]

How often does your child have to wake you up from your drug cocktail comas?

I have a maid for that. You should hire one if you ever can afford a real house.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Who asked you bitch?

You know what? I'm gonna give you the sickest burn I can think of right now Ugly.

You and I are a lot alike in a few very important aspects.

Nobody here cares about a thing either of us says. We both take our personal pain and vomit it all up all over this place and everyone here hates the both of us.

And we deserve it. So you can be mad at me all you want, but in reality, you're mad at yourself. You want to fight somebody? Go fight the guy in the mirror.

Leave these people alone. I'm trying to learn how to do that, finally.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Then go. Away. Or put everyone on ignore and post whatever you like, to yourself.

And just to keep the thread on track, I missed you Pmann. I'm sure that warms the cockles of your blackened, shriveled heart.

Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area.
Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know.…

 

[UgliestSon]

You know what? I'm gonna give you the sickest burn I can think of right now Ugly.

You and I are a lot alike in a few very important aspects.

Nobody here cares about a thing either of us says. We both take our personal pain and vomit it all up all over this place and everyone here hates the both of us.

And we deserve it. So you can be mad at me all you want, but in reality, you're mad at yourself. You want to fight somebody? Go fight the guy in the mirror.

Leave these people alone. I'm trying to learn how to do that, finally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8mduTEvnU0

 

[Suz_anne]

Aren't we getting away from the intention of this thread?

Pmann's little dark heart needs some petting and to be told that he's special and important. Or pick a fight and tell him how stylish crocs and high-waisted jean shorts are. Either one will warm the aforementioned cockles.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I have a maid for that. You should hire one if you ever can afford a real house.

Damn... I don't even know how to respond to that. I mean, when people genuinely hate me, they typically have much better insults than that.

I'm more confused than mad. I mean, what do you expect from me, dude?

 

[TheSilverLining]

If someone’s warming the cockles of his colon, this is an entirely different thread to the one I thought it would be.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I agree with you about the turkey. Here is my suggestion: Buy some charcoal and lighter fluid, start up the grill, and BBQ a couple dozen racks of chicken ribs. Who does this? Certainly no one I know of, so you would be starting a whole new tradition. Marinate them in pork and bean juice for a taste sure to drive everyone wild. Get some artichoke heart pate and instant potatoes and you'll have a Thanksgiving or Christmas meal fit for a king. MMM-MMM-GOOD!!!

I’ve never thought of chicken ribs. Brilliant. I’ve had gator ribs before.

I was thinking more along the lines of Turducken. I’ve never had that. The idea of a duck shoved in the ass of a chicken and then shoved in the ass of a turkey speaks to me. I’ve never actually had it before. But then it got me pondering on other animal shoved in the ass of other animal combos. My favourites:

Rhinelephant- rhino shoved in the ass of an elephant
Meercat- meerkat shoved in the ass of a cat
Caviaardvark- caviar shoved in the ass of an aardvark

And my personal favourite...

Escargoat- snails shoved inside the ass of a goat.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I did just wake up from a post work beer nap. Better thread would be Who is more of an attention whore? Pman or that Prettylittlecunt chick. Chris Mike would want to be included if he aint off diddling kids. This place bores the fuck out of me.

She’s obviously more of an attention whore. But that’s fine. However, I understand the dilemma. I often wonder who is a bigger bag of shit- you or a literal bag of shit.

It is one of life’s great mysteries. But not really.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mine were definitely meringue. I was a human pavlova.

Don't get me started on imperial bullshit. No wonder Americans rank so low on global education standards. There is so much wasted brain power that could be reclaimed by using metric.

*calls ICE on MexicanGeekyGal who goes by alias AussieGeekyGal*

 

[UgliestSon]

She’s obviously more of an attention whore. But that’s fine. However, I understand the dilemma. I often wonder who is a bigger bag of shit- you or a literal bag of shit.

It is one of life’s great mysteries. But not really.

You often wonder about me? Weirdo.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You often wonder about me? Weirdo.

Yes. Usually once a day. Twice, if I eat Indian.

 

[alwaysaway]

Are you okay, Blanche?

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