Pmann needs some attention

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

Sorry Suz, never took photographic or video evidence back when I could do it. Digital didn't exist :p
 
Thanks for coming to my defense but not necessary. Funny that the grief I get is about something that aint even true.

And comparing the Eagles to the Beatles is crazy. I mean the Eagles made good music that was easy to consume but Jesus Christ. Rubber Soul, Revolver, the White Album, goddamn Sgt Pepper are fucking masterpieces. To compare those records to the Eagles is like saying art you hang on your wall from fucking Target is the same as Leonardo da Vinci.

And Eagles football is fine. I guess it just seems a lot of Philly fans in general can be all around assholes. Why is this?

And keep eating that really special ice cream out your own freezer and your neighbor’s freezer and your aunt’s house all at the same time but get pissy if someone else has one spoonful.
 
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Yes, a SRT Hellcat. I love it. I have spent more in dumber ways trust me. They claim it is the fastest sedan in the world.

Does it come with the cinder blocks on which you’ll prop it up in your front lawn when it inevitably becomes a heavy paperweight? Or do they require you to purchase them on your own?

$80k on a Dodge... if you have spent money in worse ways, I’d love to hear those stories too. They have to be amazingly daft.
 
Does it come with the cinder blocks on which you’ll prop it up in your front lawn when it inevitably becomes a heavy paperweight? Or do they require you to purchase them on your own?

$80k on a Dodge... if you have spent money in worse ways, I’d love to hear those stories too. They have to be amazingly daft.

I will sell it and buy something else. Who fucking cares. It is just money. Easy come easy go.

And way more than that for me and family to live in London for 6 months. That seemed pretty fun at the time but considering I still had a house in Tampa seems dumb now.

Also all my trips to rehab. That was a waste.

Peace the fuck out bitch.
 
I will sell it and buy something else. Who fucking cares. It is just money. Easy come easy go.

And way more than that for me and family to live in London for 6 months. That seemed pretty fun at the time but considering I still had a house in Tampa seems dumb now.

Also all my trips to rehab. That was a waste.

Peace the fuck out bitch.

May I suggest another trip to rehab? If not for you, then do it for your old pal Pmann.
 
Cars on cinderblocks?
Rehab stints?
You boys are turning me on...
Like seriously.

But perhaps more importantly, I’d like to propose a fun new theory:
UgliestSon and Pmann are in fact the same person.

It’s clearly Pmann’s latest attempt to give his secret desires a voice: Muscle cars, blue jeans, doing blow off a girl’s tits in a dirty nightclub bathroom. Etc.

I’ve cracked the case. ;)
 
Cars on cinderblocks?
Rehab stints?
You boys are turning me on...
Like seriously.

But perhaps more importantly, I’d like to propose a fun new theory:
UgliestSon and Pmann are in fact the same person.

It’s clearly Pmann’s latest attempt to give his secret desires a voice: Muscle cars, blue jeans, doing blow off a girl’s tits in a dirty nightclub bathroom. Etc.

I’ve cracked the case. ;)

Well then, hot on the job!.
I foresee an Alt Management 101 course.
Tips and tricks on becoming the very best and brightest in hiding your identity so you don’t get caught.

“Pmann and US, please raise your right hand ... “
 
But perhaps more importantly, I’d like to propose a fun new theory:
UgliestSon and Pmann are in fact the same person.

It’s clearly Pmann’s latest attempt to give his secret desires a voice: Muscle cars, blue jeans, doing blow off a girl’s tits in a dirty nightclub bathroom. Etc.

I’ve cracked the case. ;)

I foresee an Alt Management 101 course.
Tips and tricks on becoming the very best and brightest in hiding your identity so you don’t get caught.

“Pmann and US, please raise your right hand ... “

I've considered this possibility as well. I think there is only one possible explanation:

Mitch Conner strikes again!
 
Cars on cinderblocks?
Rehab stints?
You boys are turning me on...
Like seriously.

But perhaps more importantly, I’d like to propose a fun new theory:
UgliestSon and Pmann are in fact the same person.

It’s clearly Pmann’s latest attempt to give his secret desires a voice: Muscle cars, blue jeans, doing blow off a girl’s tits in a dirty nightclub bathroom. Etc.

I’ve cracked the case. ;)

Ha! Maybe him and that Michael Christmas dude are the same but neither could even handle the shit I do before they get their fat, pussy-asses out of bed. They sit at a computer all day and night. They aint shit, just kicks.
 
Ha! Maybe him and that Michael Christmas dude are the same but neither could even handle the shit I do before they get their fat, pussy-asses out of bed. They sit at a computer all day and night. They aint shit, just kicks.

You, sir, have the social graces of a syphilitic hyena. If you disagree, just come back and say so.
 
Well then, hot on the job!.
I foresee an Alt Management 101 course.
Tips and tricks on becoming the very best and brightest in hiding your identity so you don’t get caught.

“Pmann and US, please raise your right hand ... “

This is hot.
Make them do stuff.
I’ll watch.
 
This is hot.
Make them do stuff.
I’ll watch.

If we are the same person, that would be masturbation. And no, none of you are allowed to watch that, you pervs.

I’m also really annoyed anyone would’ve even joked about me being the same person as that guy. He is NOT darling.
 
First thread I have read from beginning to the last post. Epic in so many ways. Bravo boys and girls.
 
Cars on cinderblocks?
Rehab stints?
You boys are turning me on...
Like seriously.

But perhaps more importantly, I’d like to propose a fun new theory:
UgliestSon and Pmann are in fact the same person.

It’s clearly Pmann’s latest attempt to give his secret desires a voice: Muscle cars, blue jeans, doing blow off a girl’s tits in a dirty nightclub bathroom. Etc.

I’ve cracked the case. ;)

Genius!
 
No posts since 12/14? Talk about playing with fire. We all need to deposit more attention in the Pmann bank before his checks start bouncing.
 
I'm glad someone resurrected this thread. It's an amazing thread and I need attention. So, come on people, blow smoke up my ass.
 
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