Pmann needs some attention

[Lord Pmann]

Are you okay, Blanche?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/rLdGHbdiYDcEo/giphy.gif

I’m clearly not.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I’ve got a real tool in my inbox that doesn’t get the hint, he might be fun to play with.

Seems to be an alt or two floating around, maybe they’re bored and want to play 20 questions.

Boobs, always boobs.
Who can come up with the best DIY Christmas themed pasties- must of course include pics for judging.

*walks in the art store, I’ll find something in here for damn sure.*

 

[default24]

Yes. Usually once a day. Twice, if I eat Indian.

I enjoyed this post. Top notch, pmann

 

[UgliestSon]

I enjoyed this post. Top notch, pmann

Oh tell us more Vanity Smurf. Like how long did it take you to get your shorts just so for that picture.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I’ve never thought of chicken ribs. Brilliant. I’ve had gator ribs before.

I was thinking more along the lines of Turducken. I’ve never had that.

I have made TurDucHen several times and it is simply delicious. You will never want turkey alone again after eating TurDucHen. BTW, the chicken goes in the duck, then that goes in the turkey. You missed one other creation, though: GoPiCow. Goat stuffed into a pig stuffed into a cow.

Chicken ribs, though. Am I right? Of course I am.

 

[hotwords229_A]

5. I don't like the movie Elf.

I don't like Elf either.

Surprisingly, I've never had sex in front of the fire. I need to get on that...

How can this be?

Nobody here cares about a thing either of us says . . . and everyone here hates the both of us.

Not true.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh tell us more Vanity Smurf. Like how long did it take you to get your shorts just so for that picture.

https://cdncontent.xxxwaffle.com/content/0/11/11825_09847.jpg

As I understand it, Vanity Smurf gets smurfed off the most.

 

[bondagegirl007]

5. I don't like the movie Elf.

... I feel personally attacked, victimized even. What have I ever done to you?!

Don't like Elf. What's the world coming to?

You sit on a throne of LIES.

 

[Apisto42]

... I feel personally attacked, victimized even. What have I ever done to you?!

Don't like Elf. What's the world coming to?

You sit on a throne of LIES.

That is the best quote from that movie.

Pmann - you’re a grubby little attention whore.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You know what? I'm gonna give you the sickest burn I can think of right now Ugly.

You and I are a lot alike in a few very important aspects.

Nobody here cares about a thing either of us says. We both take our personal pain and vomit it all up all over this place and everyone here hates the both of us.

And we deserve it. So you can be mad at me all you want, but in reality, you're mad at yourself. You want to fight somebody? Go fight the guy in the mirror.

Leave these people alone. I'm trying to learn how to do that, finally.

I don't think everyone hates you. Sometimes I think you sound like the angel of death. But you're harmless and you're probably a pretty nice guy. I wouldn't put you in the same vein as US.

Damn... I don't even know how to respond to that. I mean, when people genuinely hate me, they typically have much better insults than that.

I'm more confused than mad. I mean, what do you expect from me, dude?

It's funny he's making fun of a pharmacist about how much money he has.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Aren't we getting away from the intention of this thread?

Pmann's little dark heart needs some petting and to be told that he's special and important. Or pick a fight and tell him how stylish crocs and high-waisted jean shorts are. Either one will warm the aforementioned cockles.

I agree. We have taken away from what's really important here... Me.

Let's get back on track. We all agree US is a steaming bag of shit. I believe even he agrees with us. So let's get back to giving me the attention I deserve.

 

[bondagegirl007]

Let's get back on track. We all agree US is a steaming bag of shit. I believe even he agrees with us. So let's get back to giving me the attention I deserve.

I hate to keep disagreeing with you on your own thread <<sorry!>> and as I haven’t ventured out from BotS enough to really count for much around here it probably doesn’t matter, but I count US as a friend and definitely not a steaming bag of shit. So no, not everyone agrees with that.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Apisto42]

I agree. We have taken away from what's really important here... Me.

Let's get back on track. We all agree US is a steaming bag of shit. I believe even he agrees with us. So let's get back to giving me the attention I deserve.

You don’t have tits, so ... no.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You don’t have tits, so ... no.

But just imagine if he did.... <shivers>

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’ve got a real tool in my inbox that doesn’t get the hint, he might be fun to play with.

Seems to be an alt or two floating around, maybe they’re bored and want to play 20 questions.

Boobs, always boobs.
Who can come up with the best DIY Christmas themed pasties- must of course include pics for judging.

*walks in the art store, I’ll find something in here for damn sure.*

If you really wanted to win, you would've gone into the pet store instead of the art store.

I enjoyed this post. Top notch, pmann

Thank you. I amused myself.

Oh tell us more Vanity Smurf. Like how long did it take you to get your shorts just so for that picture.

Vanity Smurf > Shitty Smurf

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have made TurDucHen several times and it is simply delicious. You will never want turkey alone again after eating TurDucHen. BTW, the chicken goes in the duck, then that goes in the turkey. You missed one other creation, though: GoPiCow. Goat stuffed into a pig stuffed into a cow.

Chicken ribs, though. Am I right? Of course I am.

Ah, I had the order of asshole insertion wrong.

I'm still partial to escargoat.

That is the best quote from that movie.

Pmann - you’re a grubby little attention whore.

I'm delightfully grubby and attention whorish.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I don't think everyone hates you. Sometimes I think you sound like the angel of death. But you're harmless and you're probably a pretty nice guy. I wouldn't put you in the same vein as US.

Only the Angel of Penis Death. No erection can stand against me. Great...now I sound like some kinda gay porn star...

I am mostly harmless, but some people bring the worst out in me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

... I feel personally attacked, victimized even. What have I ever done to you?!

Don't like Elf. What's the world coming to?

You sit on a throne of LIES.

I am known for trampling on tiny, elfish feelings. It's just such a bad movie. It has the comedic timing of a Tyler Perry movies.

I hate to keep disagreeing with you on your own thread <<sorry!>> and as I haven’t ventured out from BotS enough to really count for much around here it probably doesn’t matter, but I count US as a friend and definitely not a steaming bag of shit. So no, not everyone agrees with that.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Never apologize for disagreeing with me. We all have our own thoughts. It's okay to be wrong twice in a thread.

I'll change my statement then. The vast majority of us find him to be a steaming bag of shit. I welcome his input and I don't mind if he wants to be a dick. I just ask that he find some redeeming quality when he does it. Throw in some humour. Throw in something of substance. Anything but, "I snort coke and fingerbang hookers all day." I've never seen someone seek so hard to be considered a lowlife. Several people speak to his good qualities and I'm sure he has them. As a friend, why not encourage him to mix in some decency or entertainment along with his spite?

You don’t have tits, so ... no.

That's an awfully bigoted assumption.

But just imagine if he did.... <shivers>

They'd be the most amazing tits ever.

Oops, somehow, my message to Pmann ended up in his quote. Looks like I need my hot chocolate this morning

Morning chocolate was replaced with morning tequila?

 

[UgliestSon]

I am known for trampling on tiny, elfish feelings. It's just such a bad movie. It has the comedic timing of a Tyler Perry movies.




Never apologize for disagreeing with me. We all have our own thoughts. It's okay to be wrong twice in a thread.

I'll change my statement then. The vast majority of us find him to be a steaming bag of shit. I welcome his input and I don't mind if he wants to be a dick. I just ask that he find some redeeming quality when he does it. Throw in some humour. Throw in something of substance. Anything but, "I snort coke and fingerbang hookers all day." I've never seen someone seek so hard to be considered a lowlife. Several people speak to his good qualities and I'm sure he has them. As a friend, why not encourage him to mix in some decency or entertainment along with his spite?



That's an awfully bigoted assumption.



They'd be the most amazing tits ever.



Morning chocolate was replaced with morning tequila?

Dude, shut the fuck up. All you do is talk shit. Darling of Lit...lol. That is like sucking your own dick. Or creating another thread about yourself. You are a punk bitch, dipshit, douchbag who lives a boring and pathetic life. Go get fucked for once.

 

[Chris_Michael]

And Chris, just wanted to say, absolutely LOVE the puppies. Thanks for showing off your soft side.

If you look through all the mud slinging, there is still some great things to see. You guys are all great in your own way

Welsh Corgis are the the best! They have such unique personalities. It’s really interesting to just watch them.

That said, I do want to change my avatar but I can’t think of what I want it to be. lol

 

[Suz_anne]

Oy vey. For reals.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m sure you’ve got great man boobies pmann, but yeah, I’m all kinds of bigoted like that.

Hey, I’ll send you a watermelon though.

 

[Suz_anne]

I’m sure you’ve got great man boobies pmann, but yeah, I’m all kinds of bigoted like that.

Hey, I’ll send you a watermelon though.

It is my understanding that he prefers to refer to his bosom as "teets" but said with a Scottish accent. I'm just telling you what I heard.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude, shut the fuck up. All you do is talk shit. Darling of Lit...lol. That is like sucking your own dick. Or creating another thread about yourself. You are a punk bitch, dipshit, douchbag who lives a boring and pathetic life. Go get fucked for once.

Suck my own dick? I appreciate you thinking of me as flexible enough, but at 600lbs, that's a tough feat.

Getting fucked? You sure do have a high opinion of me. If only I could arrange that. #TearyEyes

You truly are a ray of sunshine. As charming as you are eloquent. As clever as you are capable.

Watching you post is like seeing the Hindenburg in flames. It's mesmerizing, but quite pitiful to see, because we know that there is actual devastation in the parts we can't see. You persist posting about what a miserable wretch you are and we almost all agree. You've convinced us without prejudice. But none of us buy the "I'm a rugged badass" routine. At best, we have sympathy for you and your life.

In your shiniest day, you were tolerable. On a normal day you're like a Celine Dion track on repeat. These last few weeks you're like a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicUnconsciousAnkole-size_restricted.gif

Because you'll need it:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster

 

[Suz_anne]

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If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.