Pmann needs some attention

[Apisto42]

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

I could in my teens. Oh, those were glorious days to be sure.

Sigh. I’m no longer that flexible and since I’m built like pmann (600+lbs) I’m not sure if my dick is still there.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Suck my own dick? I appreciate you thinking of me as flexible enough, but at 600lbs, that's a tough feat.

Damn, you have that much muscle?!? Holy shit!

 

[UgliestSon]

Suck my own dick? I appreciate you thinking of me as flexible enough, but at 600lbs, that's a tough feat.

Getting fucked? You sure do have a high opinion of me. If only I could arrange that. #TearyEyes

You truly are a ray of sunshine. As charming as you are eloquent. As clever as you are capable.

Watching you post is like seeing the Hindenburg in flames. It's mesmerizing, but quite pitiful to see, because we know that there is actual devastation in the parts we can't see. You persist posting about what a miserable wretch you are and we almost all agree. You've convinced us without prejudice. But none of us buy the "I'm a rugged badass" routine. At best, we have sympathy for you and your life.

In your shiniest day, you were tolerable. On a normal day you're like a Celine Dion track on repeat. These last few weeks you're like a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicUnconsciousAnkole-size_restricted.gif

Because you'll need it:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster

What the fuck does any of this dumb shit mean? You are Johnny On The Spot with dumb jokes and fucking watermelon threads and sucking off goats and your little bitch Survivor threads and lets not forget stick figures with cocks. Is this the brilliance you bring to the conversation? That shit was funny when I was in 6th grade. You are a fucking pussy. You wish you could handle the drugs people give me for free. So what? I get bored and fuck escorts and strippers. I also got bored this week and bought an new $80,000 Dodge Charger. Get off my dick and tell your bitch to come here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You spent $80,000 on a Dodge?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Suck my own dick? I appreciate you thinking of me as flexible enough, but at 600lbs, that's a tough feat.

Getting fucked? You sure do have a high opinion of me. If only I could arrange that. #TearyEyes

You truly are a ray of sunshine. As charming as you are eloquent. As clever as you are capable.

Watching you post is like seeing the Hindenburg in flames. It's mesmerizing, but quite pitiful to see, because we know that there is actual devastation in the parts we can't see. You persist posting about what a miserable wretch you are and we almost all agree. You've convinced us without prejudice. But none of us buy the "I'm a rugged badass" routine. At best, we have sympathy for you and your life.

In your shiniest day, you were tolerable. On a normal day you're like a Celine Dion track on repeat. These last few weeks you're like a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcademicUnconsciousAnkole-size_restricted.gif

Because you'll need it:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster

Pearls before swine Pmann.
But

 

[85Ironman]

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

You can break your neck that way, you know.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You can break your neck that way, you know.

Preaching to the broke neck choir.

 

[bondagegirl007]

I am known for trampling on tiny, elfish feelings. It's just such a bad movie. It has the comedic timing of a Tyler Perry movies.

Never apologize for disagreeing with me. We all have our own thoughts. It's okay to be wrong twice in a thread.

I'll change my statement then. The vast majority of us find him to be a steaming bag of shit. I welcome his input and I don't mind if he wants to be a dick. I just ask that he find some redeeming quality when he does it. Throw in some humour. Throw in something of substance. Anything but, "I snort coke and fingerbang hookers all day." I've never seen someone seek so hard to be considered a lowlife. Several people speak to his good qualities and I'm sure he has them. As a friend, why not encourage him to mix in some decency or entertainment along with his spite?

The first time I saw Elf I hated it. Truly hated it. But it's grown on me. It's awkward and weird and kind of terrible in its own way, but I think it's conscious of all of those things and I kind of love it for the things which originally made me hate it. And in some ways I can relate to Buddy. I occasionally love things a little too much, and it makes me awkward and weird. So I have a bit of a soft spot for him.

As for US, who can speak for himself (and is obviously doing so lol)... I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion of him, and I'm sure he wouldn't want me to. How he interacts with people on here is his business... I'm not here to fight battles he doesn't even care about. But I see people make comments about him being friendless and everyone hating him, which isn't true. I just wanted to correct that assumption.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The first time I saw Elf I hated it. Truly hated it. But it's grown on me. It's awkward and weird and kind of terrible in its own way, but I think it's conscious of all of those things and I kind of love it for the things which originally made me hate it. And in some ways I can relate to Buddy. I occasionally love things a little too much, and it makes me awkward and weird. So I have a bit of a soft spot for him.

As for US, who can speak for himself (and is obviously doing so lol)... I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion of him, and I'm sure he wouldn't want me to. How he interacts with people on here is his business... I'm not here to fight battles he doesn't even care about. But I see people make comments about him being friendless and everyone hating him, which isn't true. I just wanted to correct that assumption.

Flavor of the month?

Please. Stop. He’s a big boy, as he’s told us all.

Pmann. The fact that the attention is not on you must be crushing. I will bring it all back. Because I am Your Friend.
Right now...

The Eagles suck.

 

[Taegul]

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

I could totally do it if I had a little support from Lorena Bobbitt.

 

[bondagegirl007]

Flavor of the month?

Please. Stop. He’s a big boy, as he’s told us all.

Nope, not a flavor of the month, just a friend.

And he is a big boy, which is why I'm not defending him. He can decide for himself if it's worth it. That wasn't my point.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Nope, not a flavor of the month, just a friend.

And he is a big boy, which is why I'm not defending him. He can decide for himself if it's worth it. That wasn't my point.

I don’t see him here, saying he cares, just saying.

But, more importantly, Pmann needs attention!!!

 

[bondagegirl007]

I don’t see him here, saying he cares, just saying.

He doesn't care, I do. And I don't care what anyone thinks of him - not if he doesn't - just that one point.

And the Eagles don't suck. I mean, they might a wee bit this one year, but in general they don't. Unless you're talking about the band lol, and then I have no opinion.

 

[Esslemont]

Get a dog.

 

[85Ironman]

He doesn't care, I do. And I don't care what anyone thinks of him - not if he doesn't - just that one point.

And the Eagles don't suck. I mean, they might a wee bit this one year, but in general they don't. Unless you're talking about the band lol, and then I have no opinion.

The Philadelphia Eagles categorically suck. But I agree with you on the "this year" part.
As for the band, the Eagles is to the 70s what the Beatles were to the 60s. Feel free to adopt my opinion.

 

[bondagegirl007]

The Philadelphia Eagles categorically suck. But I agree with you on the "this year" part.
As for the band, the Eagles is to the 70s what the Beatles were to the 60s. Feel free to adopt my opinion.

yeah, I don't even want to think about this year. It's embarrassing. My sister has an Australian boyfriend she turned into an Eagles fan... this year. He's so mad at her for making him love such a crap team lol. I told her to tell him that he's not a real Eagles fan until they break his heart, and then go back and stomp all over it just to make sure it's really been broken.

And as I am currently without opinion on the band, I'll be happy to adopt your opinion until one more convincing comes along.

 

[AlwaysFara]

He doesn't care, I do. And I don't care what anyone thinks of him - not if he doesn't - just that one point.

And the Eagles don't suck. I mean, they might a wee bit this one year, but in general they don't. Unless you're talking about the band lol, and then I have no opinion.

Both. Both suck.

 

[85Ironman]

Both. Both suck.

*GASP*

Blasphemy.

 

[bondagegirl007]

Both. Both suck.

Thems are fighting words. I will accept an amendment of *this year,* because even I can't argue that they suck this year.

As for the band, I've recently accepted that they are to the 70s what the Beatles were to the 60s. As the Beatles don't suck, I guess that means I don't think the Eagles do.

 

[85Ironman]

Thems are fighting words. I will accept an amendment of *this year,* because even I can't argue that they suck this year.

As for the band, I've recently accepted that they are to the 70s what the Beatles were to the 60s. As the Beatles don't suck, I guess that means I don't think the Eagles do.

I see what you did there. And I approve.
That made me chuckle.

 

[bondagegirl007]

I see what you did there. And I approve.
That made me chuckle.

Cause I'm smooth like buttah

 

[hotwords229_A]

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

My lifelong dream! I would suck my own dick so hard I'd turn myself inside out

You can break your neck that way, you know.

Yeah, but in the moment it almost seems worth it. Do we have any stats on autofellatio related injuries? Could make for a fun bar graph.

 

[alwaysaway]

My lifelong dream! I would suck my own dick so hard I'd turn myself inside out



Yeah, but in the moment it almost seems worth it. Do we have any stats on autofellatio related injuries? Could make for a fun bar graph.

The visuals

 

[tolyk]

Well, I've been pretty quiet lately. I've actually had to do some work and it's getting really annoying. As a result, I haven't gotten my therapist prescribed attention from internet strangers.

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I know you've all missed me. I've been thinking about you all. Here are my observations since I've been gone and potential topics of discussion.

1. My father makes a good fried turkey. But it's still inferior to the normal birds I eat. Like foie gras. Turkey shouldn't be how we celebrate Thanksgiving. I think we need reform.

2. I'm kind of a Grinch when it comes to Christmas decorations. It's boring. It takes a lot of time. And I don't care to do it.

3. I don't care for most Christmas music. But I really do like Last Christmas by George Michael. Not that bullshit remake by some girl who makes me want to not hear anymore.

4. I really like the weather this time of year.

5. I don't like the movie Elf.

Thanks, guys. Now lavish attention on me.

I'm behind on my Lit posting, like seriously behind, but saw this thread and felt it was my obligation to come in and give Pmann some much needed attention.

1. I prefer ham over turkey for Thanksgiving, but I don't celebrate American Thanksgiving anyway.

2. Decorations are okay, but like you said, lots of work.

3. Classic Christmas music is okay.

4. I love winter. I love the snow and frost, especially the hoarfrost. I love photographing winter. I love the absence of bugs. I love hot cocoa and a fire after an afternoon of tobogganing with the kids. I pretty much love every aspect of winter. Except other people. Other people can fuck right off during winter, because they're all so miserable.

5. I don't like the actor Will Ferrell (as a lead) for the most part, with three exceptions: Megamind, Stranger than Fiction, and Elf. His humour suits Elf, it's a decent Christmas movie.

Also, I've acquire the industrial barrel of lube you requested. Sign here, here, and here to accept delivery.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If ANYONE can suck their own dick, I need photographic and or video evidence in my inbox pronto.

Thank you.

Hey, Suz. I found something even better!

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=91672108&postcount=10