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Never once in my entire wretched life.

Can you speak more than one language fluently? Which?
 
Never once in my entire wretched life.

Can you speak more than one language fluently? Which?

Finnish and Swedish natural tongue and tourist level Germany and Russian.

Have you ever wanted to learn another language if so what?
 
Finnish and Swedish natural tongue and tourist level Germany and Russian.

Have you ever wanted to learn another language if so what?

Sorta tried to learn French once. I was considering applying to a grad program that required proficiency.

In the end, I wound up applying to a different program...

What's your favorite book? Why?
 
Sorta tried to learn French once. I was considering applying to a grad program that required proficiency.

In the end, I wound up applying to a different program...

What's your favorite book? Why?

Man, you really love books. I do as well. Don Quixote. If you've read it, you know why.

Do you sleep on your back, your stomach, left side, or right?
 
Cherries.

Plain. Wash and eat. ( usually until sick )

What is your least favorite fruit and why?

Tomatoes they cause confusion. Fruit you eat in salads and make savoury dishes instead of sweet? :confused:

Least favourite vegetable and why
 
Tomatoes they cause confusion. Fruit you eat in salads and make savoury dishes instead of sweet? :confused:

Least favourite vegetable and why

Broccoli. Obviously. It leaves bits and traces of itself everywhere.

What's your least favorite chore that you have to do routinely?
 
Broccoli. Obviously. It leaves bits and traces of itself everywhere.

What's your least favorite chore that you have to do routinely?

Dishes, miserable job but can't trust anyone else

Same question
 
Tomatoes they cause confusion. Fruit you eat in salads and make savoury dishes instead of sweet? :confused:

Least favourite vegetable and why

Jerusalem artichoke/sun choke. If you have eaten them you will know why. 💨 💨 💨

What do you think is the longest amount of time that someone has gone down on you?
 
Jerusalem artichoke/sun choke. If you have eaten them you will know why. 💨 💨 💨

What do you think is the longest amount of time that someone has gone down on you?

holy hell.. surely you don't want me looking at the clock during such an intimate moment.

What porn scene are you convinced is totally fake?
 
holy hell.. surely you don't want me looking at the clock during such an intimate moment.

What porn scene are you convinced is totally fake?

Anyone where a woman cums through coitus.

Do you think of your love life as a porn movie?
 
Anyone where a woman cums through coitus.

Do you think of your love life as a porn movie?

My life has considerably more substance.

If you were to scent your sheets (or if you already do), what would be a good scent to use?
 
The beast,,mostly because of the hair.

Which movie villain best represents you when your in a bad mood?

Sadly, Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. I don't lose my temper easily, I keep an even keel, and if someone really pisses me off, I will probably retreat to my office and write them a very strongly worded letter of reprimand, which will almost certainly never get sent. Or I might just fire them and not tell them about it.

Who can you usually count on to get you a good birthday present?
 
Sadly, Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. I don't lose my temper easily, I keep an even keel, and if someone really pisses me off, I will probably retreat to my office and write them a very strongly worded letter of reprimand, which will almost certainly never get sent. Or I might just fire them and not tell them about it.

Who can you usually count on to get you a good birthday present?

My brother's group money and usually buy me the same thing every year. A new helmet :rolleyes:

What's your favourite gift you received?
 
My brother's group money and usually buy me the same thing every year. A new helmet :rolleyes:

What's your favourite gift you received?

It was the most special gift anyone has ever or will ever give me in my entire life...but a bit too personal for Lit.

What gift would you want Santa to bring you this year?
 
It was the most special gift anyone has ever or will ever give me in my entire life...but a bit too personal for Lit.

What gift would you want Santa to bring you this year?

I little cottage by the sea :). Nah don't really need anything

When you buy a gift, do you really give it a thought for each individual person?
 
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