Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[Hornblende]

Q: What’s the best time for a dental appointment?

A: 2:30

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Extra credit one liner:

I once dated a dental hygienist who had the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across.

Who are you favorite comedians?

Eddie Izzard
Steve Coogan
Armando Ianucci
Chris Morris
Bill Bailey

What's the funniest one-liner you ever heard?

 

[Cymru6969]

Eddie Izzard
Steve Coogan
Armando Ianucci
Chris Morris
Bill Bailey

What's the funniest one-liner you ever heard?

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

It's just a banana in my pocket

The dad joke thing reminds me of the jokes and cartoons inside Bazooka chewing gum.

Can you blow a chewing gum bubble?

 

[beachbaby179]

It's just a banana in my pocket

The dad joke thing reminds me of the jokes and cartoons inside Bazooka chewing gum.

Can you blow a chewing gum bubble?

I can. Nimble tongue.

Will you be eating tacos today to celebrate Taco Tuesday?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I can. Nimble tongue.

Will you be eating tacos today to celebrate Taco Tuesday?

Probably not. But I find every day is, "Diet Pepsi" day...

Have you already paid at least the down payment for your next vacation?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Probably not. But I find every day is, "Diet Pepsi" day...

Have you already paid at least the down payment for your next vacation?

Paid in full. We sail on Friday. (Next years cruise is paid in full also.)

What question have you been waiting to be asked?

 

[HBergeron]

Paid in full. We sail on Friday. (Next years cruise is paid in full also.)

What question have you been waiting to be asked?

Do you want your lottery winning's as a lump sum or in payments?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do you want your lottery winning's as a lump sum or in payments?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Old enough to drive, not old enough to drink.

When you're browsing in a bookstore, which section do you spend most of your time in?

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Old enough to drive, not old enough to drink.

When you're browsing in a bookstore, which section do you spend most of your time in?

Women's smut. Erotica and romance. Unfortunately there is less and less being released in paperback form since the digital availablity of these things has progressed.

What's your favourite place to read?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Women's smut. Erotica and romance. Unfortunately there is less and less being released in paperback form since the digital availablity of these things has progressed.

What's your favourite place to read?

outdoors.. on a lounge chair.. with the sun on my body and the sounds of nature in the background.

What if you could design a Lit Bookmark? What would it look like?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

outdoors.. on a lounge chair.. with the sun on my body and the sounds of nature in the background.

What if you could design a Lit Bookmark? What would it look like?

I might go with a design like BeautifulSoul's current avatar. The fishnets are sexy, but it's possibly abstract enough that if I left it in my Bible I could have plausible deniability.

Would you rather watch smut or read smut?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I might go with a design like BeautifulSoul's current avatar. The fishnets are sexy, but it's possibly abstract enough that if I left it in my Bible I could have plausible deniability.

Would you rather watch smut or read smut?

I want the smut read to me. My hands free so they may wander about.
If you could have one ‘supply-for-lifetime’ thing, what would it be?

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

I might go with a design like BeautifulSoul's current avatar. The fishnets are sexy, but it's possibly abstract enough that if I left it in my Bible I could have plausible deniability.

Would you rather watch smut or read smut?

Haha thank you I'm a big believer in hidding in plain sight

I want the smut read to me. My hands free so they may wander about.
If you could have one ‘supply-for-lifetime’ thing, what would it be?

Hmmmm good question.. weed. I'd take a life time supply of wacky tobaccy any day.

If you could pick one thing to do over and over again daily what would it be? (Naughty or nice)

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Haha thank you I'm a big believer in hidding in plain sight


If you could pick one thing to do over and over again daily what would it be? (Naughty or nice)

breathe. I'm a big fan.

What would be the title of today's journal page?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Haha thank you I'm a big believer in hidding in plain sight

Hmmmm good question.. weed. I'd take a life time supply of wacky tobaccy any day.

If you could pick one thing to do over and over again daily what would it be? (Naughty or nice)

10am shenanigans, what ever they might be that day.

Have you mowed your yard yet this spring?

 

[Cymru6969]

10am shenanigans, what ever they might be that day.

Have you mowed your yard yet this spring?

As a matter of fact, I did last weekend.

Do you do your own edging?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

As a matter of fact, I did last weekend.

Do you do your own edging?

I have a handy man. ::cough::

How long do you let your grass grow?

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

As a matter of fact, I did last weekend.

Do you do your own edging?

Grass edging nope no time for outside stuff. Other type yes nobody edges me quite as well as me.

I have a handy man. ::cough::

How long do you let your grass grow?

Not very long at all fire Hazzard around here
Are you a fixer upper or would you rather pay someone to do the work for you?

 

[Cymru6969]

Grass edging nope no time for outside stuff. Other type yes nobody edges me quite as well as me.

Are you a fixer upper or would you rather pay someone to do the work for you?

There was a time. I’ve done electrical, plumbing, painting, carpentry, tiling....
These days, I reach for my wallet.

Should I go out for dinner or stay in and eat leftovers?

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a time. I’ve done electrical, plumbing, painting, carpentry, tiling....
These days, I reach for my wallet.

Should I go out for dinner or stay in and eat leftovers?

Hurry up, y’all. I’m hungry

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Hurry up, y’all. I’m hungry

LMAO no leftovers! Go out to eat and enjoy yourself.

If you could be doing one thing right now besides eating what would it be?

 

[yellow_rose71]

If you could be doing one thing right now besides eating what would it be?

I would be walking on a beach enjoying warm weather.


What's the worst vacation you're ever taken?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I would be walking on a beach enjoying warm weather.


What's the worst vacation you're ever taken?

I did not have a good time in Jamaica. Beautiful country. 99% of the people were wonderful. 1% of the people ruined it for me.


What fictional band do you wish was real?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I did not have a good time in Jamaica. Beautiful country. 99% of the people were wonderful. 1% of the people ruined it for me.


What fictional band do you wish was real?

I don't know if this counts but the fictional band (exists only in my mind) I wish was real is "Newark and the Oranges". I don't have musical talent but I named my fake band years ago.

Would you go back to Jamaica again?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't know if this counts but the fictional band (exists only in my mind) I wish was real is "Newark and the Oranges". I don't have musical talent but I named my fake band years ago.

Would you go back to Jamaica again?

If I was going on somebody else's dime, I'd go back. If I was paying my own way, there are other places I'd rather spend my money first.

What's your favorite part of the body on whichever gender(s) you're attracted to?