The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Saint Peter]

Are you sure she did mean boat?

As long as it is small enough to tow behind the moped.

 

[Wings]

fyp

yw, f

We’ve actually been working on rebuilding the moped, DH.

 

[Wings]

I’m falling in love with the Barnwood Builder guys. This show is adorable and I’m learning stuff.

 

[spacekowboy]

Enough wood to build a barn.

 

[Wings]

I like wood.

 

[spacekowboy]

I heard that about you.


if I had a hammer...

 

[Wings]

I’d nail her every time.

 

[spacekowboy]

And twice on sundays

 

[silver gurl]

Yay a thunderstorm! Boo that it is not bringing a cold front.
And fucking mosquitos. Killing them left and right.

 

[silver gurl]

And twice on sundays

Lace's Mom must be tired

 

[spacekowboy]

Lace's Mom must be tired

I had to dump her. I couldn't deal with her idiot offspring constantly listening in on me banging her like a screen door in a hurricane.


Tooo creepy to deal with.

 

[silver gurl]

I had to dump her. I couldn't deal with her idiot offspring constantly listening in on me banging her like a screen door in a hurricane.


Tooo creepy to deal with.

Yeah, he is up there on the creep factor.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yeah, he is up there on the creep factor.

Somewhere on the Overton Window creep scale between Robert Chambers and Terry Richardson.

https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fae8d1c778af4a84422dc173afc3fda/tumblr_mxkhdlm4TK1qgf1i8o1_400.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Forecast for tomorrow

hot pea soup


It is difficult to breathe thick hot soup.

The last hot spell that was this bad, I sat it out, in an inner tube in the ocean, with a light anchor. A paperback inside a large ziplock kept me entertained. My Orge Husband waded out, and delivered goodies.

The stray fine sand particles felt like rocks in my bed, that night. Too much sun.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Forecast for tomorrow

hot pea soup


It is difficult to breathe thick hot soup.

The last hot spell that was this bad, I sat it out, in an inner tube in the ocean, with a light anchor. A paperback inside a large ziplock kept me entertained. My Orge Husband waded out, and delivered goodies.

The stray fine sand particles felt like rocks in my bed, that night. Too much sun.

I must admit that there are times when I'm not overly displeased or disgruntled that I work weekends during the day in an air-conditioned office during the summer. With liquid and victual amenities to partake at our discretion, to boot.

Significantly less stress on my home electric bill, to say the least!

 

[thegirlfriday11]

Only 3 glasses of wine over 4 hours and I am tanked. For the first time ever I have the stereotypical hiccups from drinking. This is horrible. I could drink 5-7 shots of vodka and be less intoxicated than I am now. This is ridiculous.

I haven't been this drunk since I was in my 20's.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I had to Google it as well.

I googled it, and still went, you fucking what.

The NAPLAN testing out here I was doing data entry on, (Standardised testing through mid secondary), and some of their questions I'm sure i never get taught let alone working out the right response out of 5 options.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Goddamn I hate buying a car I put it off for so long and now I am a whiny bitch about it.

You know how to do it properly. If its for you, get YOURS.

 

[Emerson40]

Only 3 glasses of wine over 4 hours and I am tanked. For the first time ever I have the stereotypical hiccups from drinking. This is horrible. I could drink 5-7 shots of vodka and be less intoxicated than I am now. This is ridiculous.

I haven't been this drunk since I was in my 20's.

There are some crazy-ass big wine glasses around these days. Like fish bowls.

We were at a barbecue a couple weeks ago and the host brought out these stemless, crystal wine ‘bowls’, to pour some drinks. Things were almost as big as those oversize brandy glasses you see on lounge pianos, for tips.

Pulled the cork, and the bottle was pretty much empty after pouring healthy doses of red into two glasses.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Yum!



A friend’s band I’m sure you’ve never heard of. They just got out of the studio. I’m really hoping they don’t get rained out so I can hear the new stuff live.

Nice. Support Local Music!

Hooray for local music - hope the weather held!

 

[Dr. Groove]

Howdy gang - hope everyone's doing well and finding cool and groovy respite from the heat.

Cheerio

 

[trysail]

Smash Mouth

Walkin' On The Sun
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If that ain't the very definition of summertime beach music, nothing is.



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[adrina]

Howdy gang - hope everyone's doing well and finding cool and groovy respite from the heat.

Cheerio

Working a lot.

Playing a reasonable amount.

Putting the puzzle pieces together.

 

[pointless]

smashmouth? ah, now it all makes sense. you poor, poor bastard.

 

[thegirlfriday11]

There are some crazy-ass big wine glasses around these days. Like fish bowls.

We were at a barbecue a couple weeks ago and the host brought out these stemless, crystal wine ‘bowls’, to pour some drinks. Things were almost as big as those oversize brandy glasses you see on lounge pianos, for tips.

Pulled the cork, and the bottle was pretty much empty after pouring healthy doses of red into two glasses.

Serious hangover. I was informed this morning that my sister in law and I killed off 3 bottles of wine, 2 Merlot's and a Cabernet Sauvignon. Merlot always kicks my ass. I don't remember the glasses being overly large, just refilled a lot I guess.