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The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

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IrezumiKiss said:
Nah. Bam eats far better meals than Cheeto's pig trough swill.

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and with far better company, to boot. Peace to Bourdain. :rose:
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Bam looks great here. That radiant smile makes us melt. Look how much he is glowing. He is a much better person than that buffoon.

No wonder the GB aged frat boys hate him. RWJC male jealousy is so real, like catty chicks in junior high, without the excuse of menarche. :D
 
Does it make me whorish that I would suck cock in exchange for a delicious lunch? I'm starving and I just want someone to cook for me.


And no, not just any rando cock.
 
raindancer said:
Does it make me whorish that I would suck cock in exchange for a delicious lunch? I'm starving and I just want someone to cook for me.


And no, not just any rando cock.
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One flank steak stir fry coming right up.
 
raindancer said:
Does it make me whorish that I would suck cock in exchange for a delicious lunch? I'm starving and I just want someone to cook for me.
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Seriously though...this would make for a hot story to read.

Even hotter if your somewhat lookalike and similarly big-bottomed hungry cousin walks into the kitchen from the back door. :devil:

raindancer said:
And no, not just any rando cock.
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How about a Lando cock?

https://media.giphy.com/media/LaLr5vFcUnP8Y/giphy.gif

;)
 
thehaircutgirl said:
i like it! obama is eating trump's lunch for him :D. sounds like a something my old man would say.
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If Obama is eating Trump for lunch & Obama finds "Cheetos" nutritional as well as tasty, that means Obama is Trump's bitch.
 
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FakeNews said:
If Obama is eating Trump for lunch & Obama finds "Cheetos" nutritional as well as tasty, that means that Obama is Trump's bitch.
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That means he's Trump's bitch? You guys should stick to your own circular threads and stay away from people with more than 3 firing cells and a much better sense of reality.
 
bestone4ever said:
That means he's Trump's bitch? You guys should stick to your own circular threads and stay away from people with more than 3 firing cells and a much better sense of reality.
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In which one of the "57" states did Obama find his "sense of reality?"

Was it in "Hawaii Asia?"

Or was it when he learned what his administration was doing by reading about in the paper?

How about his cabinet? You know, the cabinet be rarely met with.

Was it during Fast & Furious, Benghazi, Obamacare, Iran, or North Korea?

Perhaps his "sense of reality" is being the first president to never achieve a year of 3% GDP growth.
 
FakeNews said:
In which one of the "57" states did Obama find his "sense of reality?"

Was it in "Hawaii Asia?"

Or was it when he learned what his administration was doing by reading about in the paper?

How about his cabinet? You know, the cabinet be rarely met with.

Was it during Fast & Furious, Benghazi, Obamacare, Iran, or North Korea?

Perhaps his "sense of reality" is being the first president to never achieve a year of 3% GDP growth.
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Muslim from Kenya sez what? :D
 
bestone4ever said:
That means he's Trump's bitch? You guys should stick to your own circular threads and stay away from people with more than 3 firing cells and a much better sense of reality.
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Homeboy is desperately attempting to fuse humorous nuance with skewed delusions of grandeur for his owner who collared him...and not getting checks in the "win" column for the effort!

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eh, whatevs. It's summer. Cheeto's pressed basic bitches know what their duties are when their leashes are tugged! :D
 
bestoned4ever said:
That means he's Trump's bitch? You guys should stick to your own circular threads and stay away from people with more than 3 firing cells and a much better sense of reality.
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What are you smoking today? How's that 10+ yrs student exchange from UK to Ft. Worth, TX working out for you?
 
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