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iLackBrainCells
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Afternoon All,
just got back from a bracing walk on the beach and now ready for lunch.
Melons sound quite apetising but I might have to settle for a sarnie instead
Oh you make me jealous with beach walks!!
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Hey Jaime. How are you mate?
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Enjoying the day....
Nobody has told me to fuck off yet.....
There's always time. I get told to fuck off quite often so I must be doing something that you're not.
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Good afternoon wankers
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Not on a Sunday......
No? Your true day of rest? I thought the whole point of a Sunday was wanking. Damn. I've been doing it wrong all these years!
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No, I don't wank on Sundays.... I masturbate.....
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LOL..... Haven't heard that on in a while...
If you do it means your very close to the action lol
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Afternoon Beanflicker
I tend to rub and pinch more, actually
Afternoon, you big lizard
Ah! Of course! How crude of me. Do you indulge in cunnilingus when possible also, dear sir?
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I tend to rub and pinch more, actually
Afternoon, you big lizard
Ah! Of course! How crude of me. Do you indulge in cunnilingus when possible also, dear sir?
indubitably, madam.... In a most singular manner....
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I tend to rub and pinch more, actually
Afternoon, you big lizard
Ah! Of course! How crude of me. Do you indulge in cunnilingus when possible also, dear sir?
Cunnilingus, they are worse than Ryan Air
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Tallulah82
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Singular?
Sigh. I prefer multiple.
Where's Brainy gone? He ran off when I appeared? I'm so gunna tell him off for being a hypocrite.
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Cunnilingus, they are worse than Ryan Air
Noooo. Ryan Air only get me screaming in terror.
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Thank you for listening and have a great day. Clicky clicky below, wankers.
EDIT: I forgot that wankers have no patience, and so are already trying to board. DO NOT ENTER until you can no longer post here. Eejits.
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I just a terrible nightmare involving Tal and a Didgeridoo....
Terrible?? That sounds like a good dream to me.
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Terrible?? That sounds like a good dream to me.
You should have seen the size of it..... How did you fit it all in all???
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I have a magic cunt. Tis fabulous, darling.
And that's how to hit 5K
I should really edit that for the more sensitive perverts. But fuck it. Edited Tal is just no fun.
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I had dared to hope......
Me too. I think it might just be another one of my fantasies. Sigh. Never mind.
My vibrator always seems to enjoy itself, though I admit that that my rain-stick makes a lot of noise when he joins in the play.
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