UK and Ireland Thread.

[Tallulah82]

Here's a tip, don't fall asleep with xVideos playing. I'm bound to be discovered watching something embarrassing.

Seriously I fell asleep. I don't know whether to go back to bed.

Awwww! Yes. Go back to bed.

I shall go and post on the Personals board for prison cock.

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Awwww! Yes. Go back to bed.

I shall go and post on the Personals board for prison cock.

I don't know why you want to go trawling for prison cock when there's plenty of guys on here who need attention.

Not me though. I'm happy with my blow up doll and Fleshlight.

I'm gone now. Time to catch up on some zeds. Have a great day Tal!

 

[just_e]

Jesus Christ you two keep it down will you I'm trying to get some sleep up here !

 

[Tallulah82]

I don't know why you want to go trawling for prison cock when there's plenty of guys on here who need attention.

Not me though. I'm happy with my blow up doll and Fleshlight.

I'm gone now. Time to catch up on some zeds. Have a great day Tal!

Don't forget to wash them properly afterwards. Crusty ain't sexy.

Jesus Christ you two keep it down will you I'm trying to get some sleep up here !

Oh shush, old man.

 

[mickyp123]

Jesus Christ you two keep it down will you I'm trying to get some sleep up here !

I would get some you have got a storm coming

 

[just_e]

I would get some you have got a storm coming

So I see, just when the leaves are turning golden and I start looking forward to some nice photos along comes a storm and blows them all away

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jesus Christ you two keep it down will you I'm trying to get some sleep up here !

*Hands you a stuffed animal to throw at Tal*

She's been at it all night!
*pulls the covers up over my head*

 

[Tallulah82]

*Hands you a stuffed animal to throw at Tal*

She's been at it all night!
*pulls the covers up over my head*

I have not, I tell you!! Not ALL night!

I took a couple of breaks...

 

[Jaime_H]

Better say hi, in case anyone is not watching Strictly or X-factor.... Oh, that's later isn't it....

 

[Tallulah82]

Better say hi, in case anyone is not watching Strictly or X-factor.... Oh, that's later isn't it....

*shrugs* wouldn't know. Tis only 5:30pm, does evening entertainment start so early?

 

[Jaime_H]

*shrugs* wouldn't know. Tis only 5:30pm, does evening entertainment start so early?

Nah,,, I was getting ahead of myself. 6:30 ish I think....

 

[Tallulah82]

Nah,,, I was getting ahead of myself. 6:30 ish I think....

haha!

Getting ahead of yourself? You sound a bit excitable for the evening. Special plans?

 

[Jaime_H]

haha!

Getting ahead of yourself? You sound a bit excitable for the evening. Special plans?

Nooo... I'll end up watching strictly with my wife. Just spending an hour alone.

Read into that what you will......

 

[Tallulah82]

Nooo... I'll end up watching strictly with my wife. Just spending an hour alone.

Read into that what you will......

I have NO idea what you're implying. Nice to have some peace and quiet. I'd nap if I were you.

 

[Jaime_H]

I have NO idea what you're implying. Nice to have some peace and quiet. I'd nap if I were you.

LOL.... no napping.... I have to make tea though

 

[Tallulah82]

LOL.... no napping.... I have to make tea though

I hope you wash your hands first. And if you intend to use *that* to stir up a sauce, you might want to wash it too, so your wife doesn't query the funny taste...

 

[Jaime_H]

I hope you wash your hands first. And if you intend to use *that* to stir up a sauce, you might want to wash it too, so your wife doesn't query the funny taste...

Oh, she won't mind..... She is used to it. Nothing funny about the taste. I'm told.

But I will promise to wash my hands, Tal.....

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh, she won't mind..... She is used to it. Nothing funny about the taste. I'm told.

But I will promise to wash my hands, Tal.....

Oh, good boy. Of course, would never have thought there'd be anything funky about you.

*coughs*

 

[Jaime_H]

Oh, good boy. Of course, would never have thought there'd be anything funky about you.

*coughs*

Funky as in 1970's Disco????!!! "Boogie Wonderland"!!!

Substitute the "F" for a "S" and you might get closer.....

 

[Tallulah82]

Funky as in 1970's Disco????!!! "Boogie Wonderland"!!!

Substitute the "F" for a "S" and you might get closer.....

Sunky???

Is that some southern phrase??

 

[Jaime_H]

Sunky???

Is that some southern phrase??

LMAO---- It is!!!

Well known in Bristol like "Gert lush"

 

[Tallulah82]

LMAO---- It is!!!

Well known in Bristol like "Gert lush"

All I'm hearing is blah blah blah. Got to tell you, dude, am not understanding a word you're saying here...

 

[Jaime_H]

All I'm hearing is blah blah blah. Got to tell you, dude, am not understanding a word you're saying here...

You have never heard the expression "Gert Lush"???

I suggest you goggle it.

 

[Tallulah82]

You have never heard the expression "Gert Lush"???

I suggest you goggle it.

LMAO!

Goggle??? Fuck. I KNEW it wasn't me not hearing you properly. You're not fucking talking properly!



I'm going to go google how to goggle something first...

 

[Jaime_H]

LMAO!

Goggle??? Fuck. I KNEW it wasn't me not hearing you properly. You're not fucking talking properly!



I'm going to go google how to goggle something first...

.... Okay I can't type.... perhaps I ought to switch a light on....