lesyex19
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Can anybody tell me the best place in a helicopter to hide from a tornado?
Answer the FUCK-ing question
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Can anybody tell me the best place in a helicopter to hide from a tornado?
numeniusa
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Scotland.
(No, seriously, no big fuck-off tornadoes there )Can you fly a helicopter?
Scotland.
Can you fly a helicopter?
Yes I can, took me 7 FUCKing weeks
Have you seen a ghost?
numeniusa
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Yes I can, took me 7 FUCKing weeks
Have you seen a ghost?
Ghost? Only a CGI one, some of those are fucking scary. "The Woman in Black". *trembles*
And wow, I'm impressed! Only seven weeks? Could you already fly a fixed wing aircraft?
Yes, I could, but didn't have a FUCKing licence. Always wanted to fly helicopters since i was a wee kid. Learned between 1st and 2nd year at uni, way back when!
Have you ever been in a helicopter flying along a beach?
numeniusa
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No. Does a parachute thingy attached to a speedboat count? That was fucking brilliant!
Have you ever done the scary 'how to escape a helicopter which has ditched in the sea' training course?
Eh, no FUCKing way. Whenever I had to fly over water, mainly rivers, I would look to fly along a bridge. Once, we have to fly to Dundee, and I was crossing the river Tay so I was flying along the railway bridge. So, the joke was if the engine cut out we didnt need to ditch in the river, but land on the birdge, then get wiped out by train from Edinburgh to Dundee
Even been to Edinburgh?
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numeniusa
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Eh, no FUCKing way. Whenever I had to fly over water, mainly rivers, I would look to fly along a bridge. Once, we have to fly to Dundee, and I was crossing the river Tay so I was flying along the railway bridge. So, the joke was if the engine cut out we didnt need to ditch in the river, but land on the birdge, then get wiped out by train from Edinburgh to Dundee
Even been to Edinburgh?
Of course! Fucking busy during the Festival, of course, but some lovely architecture and great restaurants
Do you know the works of McGonagall on the subject of the silvery Tay? Including the rail disaster:
"Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time."
Erm, was that because you had 'landed' your helicopter on it?
Edit: skipped, my apologies, took me a while to locate the poem...
Of course! Fucking busy during the Festival, of course, but some lovely architecture and great restaurants
Do you know the works of McGonagall on the subject of the silvery Tay? Including the rail disaster:
"Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time."
Erm, was that because you had 'landed' your helicopter on it?
Edit: skipped, my apologies, took me a while to locate the poem...
I don't remember FUCKing reading that, but I know about the rail disaster. I have a solid alibi for that date
Best fun was chasing the hares on the Campsie Hills. Helped sharpen the skills, until I nearly flew into the side of a hill. Also, got buzzed by two Tornados who flew underneath me, and nearly crashed into an AWACS. Got so close I saw the pilot waving at me, or was it the finger?
Ever seen a Tornado jet take off at night?
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I don't remember FUCKing reading that, but I know about the rail disaster. I have a solid alibi for that date
Best fun was chasing the hares on the Campsie Hills. Helped sharpen the skills, until I nearly flew into the side of a hill. Also, got buzzed by two Tornados who flew underneath me, and nearly crashed into an AWACS. Got so close I saw the pilot waving at me, or was it the finger?
Ever seen a Tornado jet take off at night?
No I fucking have not. In fact I didn't even know what a fucking tornado jet was let alone that they fucking existed by that name before this post.
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Marmite Bagel and a cup of tea for one. Too many others to fucking mention.
Have you any piercings?
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Depends-how fucking cute are the lifeguards versus the instructors?
Ankles behind my head or around your waist?
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He smelt of elderberries and married a fucking hamster.
Who is your favorite actor/actress?
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Fucking opera
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Fucking opera
What do you want your crush to whisper when you get them alone after dark?
"My twin sister wants to fuck you also, is that ok?"
What is your dream car?
