The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

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I should know better than to read Youtube comments. I feel like shooting myself at the sheer ignorance and idiocy of the comments.

Humanity is long gone. We should revert back to being tiny globs on the planet. The primordial ooze and all that jazz.
 
Many are cold, but few are frozen! - Teh Bible

It was 21 degrees and windy as hell last night.

My neighborhood has feral cats, I did something last night I swore I'd never do: I opened the garage door about a three inch crack (just enough for them to squeeze under and and old towel and an old blanket next to the interior door to my house (warmest place).

This morning there were two cats snoring in my garage.

Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...

a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.
 
Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...

a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.

You better let those babies be.
 
I should know better than to read Youtube comments. I feel like shooting myself at the sheer ignorance and idiocy of the comments.

Humanity is long gone. We should revert back to being tiny globs on the planet. The primordial ooze and all that jazz.

No, humanity is the same as it ever was. It's just that keyboards and internet access lets you see what was always there.
 
Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...

a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.

I usually left a small window open for my cat to come and go. Came home one day to find out he was having a party with half a dozen friends in the house.

He usually met me at the door to play with the laces of my work boots as I took them off. This time he sat at top of stairs and looked guiltily back over his shoulder.

He was by far the largest tomcat in the neighbourhood. We knew he would grow up big. As a kitten his head and paws were freakishly huge.
 
I'm going to start calling men "sweet penis" But I'm going to do it with that same snide and condescending manner men use.
 
Many are cold, but few are frozen! - Teh Bible

It was 21 degrees and windy as hell last night.

My neighborhood has feral cats, I did something last night I swore I'd never do: I opened the garage door about a three inch crack (just enough for them to squeeze under and and old towel and an old blanket next to the interior door to my house (warmest place).

This morning there were two cats snoring in my garage.

You really do have a heart.
 
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Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...

a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.

Quit peeking!
 
They really like it when you take a drive so they can cuddle up on the hot hood too.
 
They really like it when you take a drive so they can cuddle up on the hot hood too.

Usually under the hot hood. A buddy with lots of stray cats in the neighbourhood would bang real loud on hood to scare them out in the morning.
 
i once witnessed a feral dog gangbang on the streets of guatemala. it was actually kind of terrifying. quite violent.
 
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