lovetoread
hello daddy
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i think i am too young for this racy talk
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Many are cold, but few are frozen! - Teh Bible
It was 21 degrees and windy as hell last night.
My neighborhood has feral cats, I did something last night I swore I'd never do: I opened the garage door about a three inch crack (just enough for them to squeeze under and and old towel and an old blanket next to the interior door to my house (warmest place).
This morning there were two cats snoring in my garage.
Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...
a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.
I should know better than to read Youtube comments. I feel like shooting myself at the sheer ignorance and idiocy of the comments.
Humanity is long gone. We should revert back to being tiny globs on the planet. The primordial ooze and all that jazz.
You better let those babies be.
No, humanity is the same as it ever was. It's just that keyboards and internet access lets you see what was always there.
Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...
a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.
I shan't tolerate tomcatfoolery at my residence!
One looked VERY preggo.
Many are cold, but few are frozen! - Teh Bible
It was 21 degrees and windy as hell last night.
My neighborhood has feral cats, I did something last night I swore I'd never do: I opened the garage door about a three inch crack (just enough for them to squeeze under and and old towel and an old blanket next to the interior door to my house (warmest place).
This morning there were two cats snoring in my garage.
Sweet Babby Jesus they told their friends!
Still freezing tonight, door still up three inches.
Heard a crash in the garage....ah, I have company.
Opened the interior door....
1....2...3...4....5 Cats! All bolted at the sight of me
(I didn't shave today, can't blame them)
Then...
a SIXTH cat does a suicide leap from the rafters in my garage down onto the trash can and then out the door! Not sure how the hell s/he got up there.
Oh, thanks be to Allah, the proper KAT is back.
I only call you sweet tits because you look so fucking hawt in that burka.
They really like it when you take a drive so they can cuddle up on the hot hood too.
I'm going to start calling men "sweet penis" But I'm going to do it with that same snide and condescending manner men use.