This is the answer, now what's the question?

[MichaelinChina]

What secret ingredient do I use to make pot roast.


black cherries

If cherries were Jelly Beans which ones would you eat last?


It's always exciting for me.

 

[LWulf]

It's always exciting for me.

Why are you kneading nitrocellulose?!?

Let us uncork the bottle!

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Why are you kneading nitrocellulose?!?

Let us uncork the bottle!

Is that 200 year old rum?


Big black boots.

 

[MattWolf]

Is that 200 year old rum?


Big black boots.

What does Batman wear on a night out?

Little white gloves.

 

[LWulf]

Little white gloves.

What does Batman look for on his nights out?

I do silly, easily

 

[ydahecnot]

Who prematurely ejaculates?

That don't look right

 

[FelicityJohns]

Who prematurely ejaculates?

That don't look right

Well, maybe if I put this there, and that over here.... ?

We're in for a ride.

 

[ydahecnot]

What does one say when approaching the bed?

Pickles.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What does one say when approaching the bed?

Pickles.

What is your hedgehog's name?

Don't be wry.

 

[LWulf]

Pickles.

If something isn't a sausagefest, then what is it? A jar of ...?

Don't be wry.

Do we have any rye bread?

The door is ajar.

 

[ydahecnot]

When do you know you took too much LSD?

No, snookums!

 

[Mayberrygirl]

What does one say when approaching the bed?

Pickles.

What a good girl uses her cucumbers for?

Snow balls

 

[rob_4u2]

What a good girl uses her cucumbers for?

Snow balls

What does a naughty girl do to her SO or a third person after a blowjob?

Sun rise

 

[DarkSimian]

What does a naughty girl do to her SO or a third person after a blowjob?

Sun rise

When do I usually get off work?

KY Jelly

 

[ChibiFangirl]

What do I like to put on my toast?

Rotten tomatos.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What do I like to put on my toast?

Rotten tomatos.

What is that smell?

On the table.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is that smell?

On the table.

Where's the one place you haven't had sex today?

KFC Original Recipe Chicken

 

[Mayberrygirl]

What is finger lickin good...

Cream pie

 

[Little_Sister]

What is finger lickin good...

Cream pie

What do you get after a good gang bang?

Oreo

 

[Penuche]

What's a good excuse to play with your food?

Space dust

 

[Pigheaded]

What's a good excuse to play with your food?

Space dust

What is between the ears of many?


Just having fun

 

[CCorteeze]

What is between the ears of many?


Just having fun

What is the purpose for college?


Wall Street

 

[Penuche]

Wall Street

Whose crash caused people to drop like flies?

Mr Bump

 

[MattWolf]

Whose crash caused people to drop like flies?

Mr Bump

Who would be the best reality TV star ever?

Mr Trump.

 

[DarkSimian]

Whose crash caused people to drop like flies?

Mr Bump

who did I run over in the street last night?

Tracy Lords