Dear X

Dear Airlines Give me a damn cup of coffee. A cup, not a shot glass!! Signed Needing Caffeine
 
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Dear interesting conversationalist..

So your response to my snarky comment about wearing high heeled shoes just really made me wet.

I had said that I would trip and fall if I wore fuck me heels. His response if I was wearing them I wouldn't be walking because 5 seconds after seeing me in them my feet would never touch the floor.

Guess that's another line in the sand washed away.

Sincerely ,
Looking to push boundaries
 
Dear Skank.

I am only going to say this once because I think you are a smart ummm person, (I refuse to call you a woman and sure the fuck won't call you a lady until you start acting like one.)

Back the fuck up, you are just making yourself look like an idiot when you all but fall at his feet. Don't you get it? He isn't interested in you at all. As a matter of fact when he sees you he walks the other direction or steps in a room to avoid you and your attempts to be his special friend.

Sincerely,
One who just laughs when I see you
 
Dear young lady with really stunning eyes,

Thank you for being so helpful and friendly. Will tell you though that I thought the pies were awful.

Sincerely,
It's all good, though
 
Dear Mother Nature,

Not to be ungrateful but I do think it would have been better to stay on schedule. And whenever you're ready, I'm ready to quit it altogether.

Signed,

After 36 years I deserve an easier life!!
 
Dear...

I don't get you, I try to be nice and you act weird.

If you can't handle anyone else getting attention, then stay away.

Signed,

Annoyed. :rolleyes:
 
Dear electrical worker,

You have zero clue about proper door knocking etiquette.
If you'd been calling the previous home owners, as you said, you'd have gotten ahold of them. They kept the same number and are early birds.
No, I haven't been told anything about a new power line being run...
.....Your boss will be contacting me later then? Ugh. Fuck off, dude. My head is killing me and you're not helping at all.

Annoyed Homeowner
 
Dear More To be Pitied than Laughed At,

Enough is enough. Fuck off.

Signed,

I'm not the only one.
 
Dear-X

Do you know how you make me feel when you stay at the far end of our home away from me. Then when I go to bed you want to touch my ass.
Do you know I cry every night and sometimes during the day. That I sneak away at work to cry.
That I see other happy couples and envy them.
Do you know that for many years I loved you deeply and with great passion.
Do you know I don't regret marrying you. I'm just so lonely I hate how it is now.
Do you know you make me feel invisible. Fat and unattractive and that nothing I feel matters.
Do you know I want to fade into an abyss.
Do you know I long for your touch the way it used to be.
Have you even noticed how exhausted I am ?
Do your know that someday I will be brave enough to say goodbye to a home and all these things I've worked so hard to aquire. That I will pack my bags and just go and say have at it. Its all yours.
Can't you feel my sadness ? How can you not when its so visible in my eyes and tears.
Do my pleas fall on deaf ears ?
Do you know I used to think we were the couple this would never happen to. But it did.
Do you know that hurts worse of all.

So keep on sweeping me under a rug. Ignore my pleas for help. Pretend you don't hear me crying.
I may have weak moments. But I'm not weak. Someday I will find my wings and fly.
 
Dear Tatts:
All that you have ever been is still there inside you. All the strength, all the passion, all the love. You have not been diminished; when the chance arises you will find it all there waiting inside you, waiting to be released. I hope the chance comes soon.
(And Happy BDay coming soon.) :rose:
Been There
 
Dear Titts4Tatts,

Hugs for you and a shoulder and a listening ear if you need one.

Been There as Well
 
Dear Aunt Irma,

You've made your point, you can stop now.

Signed,

I've fucking had enough of this shit
 
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