Dear X

[Terranim]

Dear Mother Dearest,

I am so sorry my divorce is causing YOU much humiliation and pain. While I know you'd rather I suffer through it for the rest of my life, I just can't and won't do that so that you can save face from "whatever." Your horrible comments and lack of support do not help and if you continue this way, I will eventually have no choice but to cut you out of my life and possibly my child's, your ONLY grandchild. So stop - move on like all the rest of us have.

The only daughter you know who would visit you in the nursing home.

((Hugs))

Cutting out family members can be hard. I am sorry you have to deal with this.

 

[Bookishleigh]

((Hugs))

Cutting out family members can be hard. I am sorry you have to deal with this.

You would think this is the 1950s and I'm doing something scandalous. For the love of God, the pastor of our church is behind me on this one but she can't be. Sometimes you just have to say I love you but I can't deal with you anymore.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

You would think this is the 1950s and I'm doing something scandalous. For the love of God, the pastor of our church is behind me on this one but she can't be. Sometimes you just have to say I love you but I can't deal with you anymore.

*hugs ya tightly*

 

[Terranim]

You would think this is the 1950s and I'm doing something scandalous. For the love of God, the pastor of our church is behind me on this one but she can't be. Sometimes you just have to say I love you but I can't deal with you anymore.

I know that feeling. I've had to say it more than once.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear husband,

I know listening to G&R brings you back to your early days. Ahh the 90s, cruising the streets in your Monte Carlo with the sweet sound of Axl and Slash thundering from your subwoofer. The good ole days. Sigh. If I have to endure another car trip where you coerce the children's vote and then declare majority rules on music, I will shove deck screws in my ears.
"Who are they" and "Slash, that's really his name?!" means they are clueless to the shit rock they are about to listen to for the next 100+ miles. Yes, maybe they thought it was amusing watching you sing song after song and play air guitar and/or drums, but I was hardly impressed. Now I have Knockin on Heavens Door suck in my head with the image of Axl running around stage in white underwear and long stringy hair. I'm plotting revenge.

Love,
Your creative and cunning wife.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Dear husband,

I know listening to G&R brings you back to your early days. Ahh the 90s, cruising the streets in your Monte Carlo with the sweet sound of Axl and Slash thundering from your subwoofer. The good ole days. Sigh. If I have to endure another car trip where you coerce the children's vote and then declare majority rules on music, I will shove deck screws in my ears.
"Who are they" and "Slash, that's really his name?!" means they are clueless to the shit rock they are about to listen to for the next 100+ miles. Yes, maybe they thought it was amusing watching you sing song after song and play air guitar and/or drums, but I was hardly impressed. Now I have Knockin on Heavens Door suck in my head with the image of Axl running around stage in white underwear and long stringy hair. I'm plotting revenge.

Love,
Your creative and cunning wife.

1Direction CD in the player. Superglue it shut. Speakers on max. Wire the stereo to the ignition. Just before he goes on a long journey.

Just a thought.

 

[AlexaF]

Dear Lit guy...

I know about your messages to her and find you so disgusting for pursuing her. You have many women fooled on this site and hope they one day realize how bad of a person you really are.

Sincerely,
You better hope we don't cross paths in person

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Dear husband,

I know listening to G&R brings you back to your early days. Ahh the 90s, cruising the streets in your Monte Carlo with the sweet sound of Axl and Slash thundering from your subwoofer. The good ole days. Sigh. If I have to endure another car trip where you coerce the children's vote and then declare majority rules on music, I will shove deck screws in my ears.
"Who are they" and "Slash, that's really his name?!" means they are clueless to the shit rock they are about to listen to for the next 100+ miles. Yes, maybe they thought it was amusing watching you sing song after song and play air guitar and/or drums, but I was hardly impressed. Now I have Knockin on Heavens Door suck in my head with the image of Axl running around stage in white underwear and long stringy hair. I'm plotting revenge.

Love,
Your creative and cunning wife.

I guess this wouldn't be a good time or place to tell you that Slash's latest album "World on Fire" is actually pretty good.

 

[Bookishleigh]

1Direction CD in the player. Superglue it shut. Speakers on max. Wire the stereo to the ignition. Just before he goes on a long journey.

Just a thought.

I love your idea! I want to use it on a coworker who plays that incessant Pharrell Williams' "Happy" over and over and over. Thank you.

 

[Highnine]

Dear Almost Something More,

I know saying goodbye, while difficult, to each other was probably the right call. But even still, I don't want it to really be goodbye. You meet singulary genuine people so rarely in this place that I hate to let it go. No, I can't just be friends... My visceral reaction to your knews today was very much proof of that. I just hope one day you might want to try again. People have overcome much, much greater issues than this. We could do it.

All that said, if this truly is goodbye. I will carry a deep affection for you always. Much love and respect.

Sincerely,

A Very humbled Canadian

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear X,

My heart ached today when I thought of you. Were you sent into my life to teach me a lesson? My heart grew weaker with your departure. I've grown closer to those I love and sheltered myself in their love and support. It's my wish to meet you again some day- if not this life then in the next.
Be well, little one.

 

[hottyscotty22]

Dear X,
Just shut up and dance and egg mcmuffin.
Scott

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear X,

My heart ached today when I thought of you. Were you sent into my life to teach me a lesson? My heart grew weaker with your departure. I've grown closer to those I love and sheltered myself in their love and support. It's my wish to meet you again some day- if not this life then in the next.
Be well, little one.

:big loving hugs:

 

[SMNaughtywife]

1Direction CD in the player. Superglue it shut. Speakers on max. Wire the stereo to the ignition. Just before he goes on a long journey.

Just a thought.

Love this idea. Though I'm going to switch out the One Direction CD with these three songs on a loop.
Toto- Africa
Cher - Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy, Breaky Heart
I'm certain these will drive him mad.

I guess this wouldn't be a good time or place to tell you that Slash's latest album "World on Fire" is actually pretty good.

What?! Nooooo.

I love your idea! I want to use it on a coworker who plays that incessant Pharrell Williams' "Happy" over and over and over. Thank you.

Yep, over played!

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear users,

You're idiots. Everyone received the email about a potentially fraudulent email being sent round and what do you do? You open the very email you were warned about. Even worse, you ENTERED YOUR INFORMATION!

Even worse than that, you did so anywhere from half an hour to over an hour AFTER the warning email was sent out. What part of DO NOT OPEN isn't understood? How about the part which said, "DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR INFORMATION"?

JFC you people are idiots

Grrrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear users,

You're idiots. Everyone received the email about a potentially fraudulent email being sent round and what do you do? You open the very email you were warned about. Even worse, you ENTERED YOUR INFORMATION!

Even worse than that, you did so anywhere from half an hour to over an hour AFTER the warning email was sent out. What part of DO NOT OPEN isn't understood? How about the part which said, "DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR INFORMATION"?

JFC you people are idiots

Grrrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Lol I had a very similar experience at work recently. So I feel your pain!

 

[someoneyouknow]

Dear ridiculously stupid humans,

22 hours and counting after 2 different emails went out telling you not to open or submit your information to a phishing email, what could possibly have made you OPEN THE FUCKING EMAIL?!!! Then, as if you weren't stupid enough, SUBMIT YOUR INFORMATION!!!

You don't know how lucky you are that I am not the benevolent dictator of this miserable rock because people like you would be high on my list to get rid of first thing. You are literally too stupid to follow the simplest of directions: NOT doing something.

Still dealing with idiots after all these years

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Mom,

Missing you so much.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Mom,

Missing you so much.

I feel ya.

 

[SpicySweets]

Dear Sinus Cold,

Okay, you've had your fun. It's been about a week of sleepless nights, a case of Kleenex, and I can't possibly look and feel any lousier than I already do. So please, I beg of you, go away. It's my weekend off, such a rarity, and I would really like to enjoy it.

Sincerely,

SnifflySweets

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Sinus Cold,

Okay, you've had your fun. It's been about a week of sleepless nights, a case of Kleenex, and I can't possibly look and feel any lousier than I already do. So please, I beg of you, go away. It's my weekend off, such a rarity, and I would really like to enjoy it.

Sincerely,

SnifflySweets

Awwwwww feel better, Sniffly

 

[SpicySweets]

Awwwwww feel better, Sniffly

Thanks, hun.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Sinus Cold,

Okay, you've had your fun. It's been about a week of sleepless nights, a case of Kleenex, and I can't possibly look and feel any lousier than I already do. So please, I beg of you, go away. It's my weekend off, such a rarity, and I would really like to enjoy it.

Sincerely,

SnifflySweets

Hope you feel better soon sweetie...((((((((hugs)))))))... ( and by the way I am sure you still are as beautiful as always )...

 

[SpicySweets]

Hope you feel better soon sweetie...((((((((hugs)))))))... ( and by the way I am sure you still are as beautiful as always )...

Thank you! Feeling a bit better every day.

 

[justashygirl]

Dear Self,
It's nothing to beat yourself up over. It would've happened sooner, but the opportunity never came up. You can take it for what it is, or you can let it eat you up. Word of advice, don't pick the latter.

Sincerely,
The relatively sensible side of yourself