Drunk posting

I've taken part in some risky behavior in my time. I take showers at the gym without footwear. I ran with the Bulls. But I'll never, ever sip tequila. Your chest hair is surely intimidating.
 
I've taken part in some risky behavior in my time. I take showers at the gym without footwear. I ran with the Bulls. But I'll never, ever sip tequila. Your chest hair is surely intimidating.

Tequila... tsk tsk is trouble I tell ya.
 
So, who's made a fool of themselves tonight?

I carried on for about 20 seconds about Helen hunt in Jurassic park before I realized. Luckily, mixed company was either oblivious or kind. That didn't stop brad (fuck brad) from pointing out that I'm dumb.
I have been a well behaved lush this evening...content to watch the rest of the lushes do their thing.....it has been quite entertaining.... :)
 
Tequila... tsk tsk is trouble I tell ya.


I feel like most people know this. But those that don't are like the people who free climb massive mountains. They're obviously mean to survive and eventually be a part of someone's master race...capable of ingesting lighter fluid in a single bound.
 
Actually, for smiley pics like that, yes you do. You know what your smile does to me, dont you?

I just took one on my iPad, but now I can't upload it. :mad:

oh, get out of town. :eek:

you have at least 57 women clawing their way over each other to do the very same thing to you.
you don't need me. :rolleyes:



and :( *big pouty lips*

face! face! face!
 
oh, get out of town. :eek:

you have at least 57 women clawing their way over each other to do the very same thing to you.
you don't need me. :rolleyes:



and :( *big pouty lips*

face! face! face!

Those .57 women aren't Honey. And I know exactly what I need. ;)

Face coming your way
 
fuck you for being so sexy, rod.

*fucking melts*

damn those foreign men. :mad:

Do I need to lick up the melted honey now? :devil:

This foreign man is going to mow his foreign grass, before it gets too dark.

Have a great rest of the night, and dream good stuff. ;)
 
I am trying very hard to get inebriated enough to post drunk.. I don't think this Diet Cola is working......
 
I would love to post here drunk. But to do that, I need to get drunk. To get drunk, I need a drink. To get a drink, I need the time to get a drink....
 
I feel like most people know this. But those that don't are like the people who free climb massive mountains. They're obviously mean to survive and eventually be a part of someone's master race...capable of ingesting lighter fluid in a single bound.

Well, thank you for the vote of confidence.
Yes on the chest hair, but no on the lighter fluid.

Although.. There was a time when I almost did a flaming lady. An old rugby ritual.
 
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