Fifty Shades of Grey

[Fata Morgana]

Years ago I worked with this incredibly stupid woman. A customer came in and asked for one of our paint charts. There was only one left so she photocopied it for her. In those days there were no colour printers in our office.

That incident pops in my head every time I see that bloody title!

 

[duskybeauty]

i'm speechless lol.....

 

[Tathagata]

God Save The Queen

 

[Saint Peter]

Stinks in here.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stinks in there, too.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Easy there, Tigerman.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And it's good to be stinky if you're a cigar, a cheese or a cunt.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

I could go for a stinky cigar right now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love witnessing things like that, lol.

It's comedy gold. We had this really grumpy guy who worked with us who was in a wheelchair. God he could be such a cunt but in the right mood could have you in stitches too. There was some sort of tombola thing to raise money for charity and he won a dance mat. Honestly it was like a scene from The Office. He laughed so much he nearly pissed himself.

He died a few years ago and one of my colleagues did a write up thing for his family what we all thought of him and that got put in. I miss that miserable fuck.

 

[thør]

Years ago I worked with this incredibly stupid woman. A customer came in and asked for one of our paint charts. There was only one left so she photocopied it for her. In those days there were no colour printers in our office.

Like it really matters.

 

[rimmy]

It's comedy gold. We had this really grumpy guy who worked with us who was in a wheelchair. God he could be such a cunt but in the right mood could have you in stitches too. There was some sort of tombola thing to raise money for charity and he won a dance mat. Honestly it was like a scene from The Office. He laughed so much he nearly pissed himself.

He died a few years ago and one of my colleagues did a write up thing for his family what we all thought of him and that got put in. I miss that miserable fuck.

You worked with Eyer?

 

[jeninifer]

Years ago I worked with this incredibly stupid woman. A customer came in and asked for one of our paint charts. There was only one left so she photocopied it for her. In those days there were no colour printers in our office.

That incident pops in my head every time I see that bloody title!

I once worked at a party supply store and a woman returned her bag of "helium quality" balloons because they didn't float after she inflated them by mouth.

 

[lovetoread]

Smelly floppy cunts

 

[Noor]

Smelly floppy flowers

Did you leave yet?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I once worked at a party supply store and a woman returned her bag of "helium quality" balloons because they didn't float after she inflated them by mouth.

Ha! People.

 

[Lord Pmann]

BWHAHAHA. That story made me laugh.

This makes me think of when someone emailed me a picture one time they regretted sending me. I offered to email it back to them.

 

[lovetoread]

Did you leave yet?

I leave tomorrow.

 

[Noor]

I leave tomorrow.

Cool!