Stella_Omega
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gone back to his virginal basement, I think.
ALL women secretly fantasize about being pissed on.
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knot_sweet
mmmm rope...
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It has nothing to say in the face of the popcorn onslaught we fought back with.
Unless...
ALL POPCORN HAS SECRET FANTASIES ABOUT GOLDEN SHOWERS.
Showers of warm, golden butter, being applied liberally.
Ooh yeah, don't stop, more warm yellow goodness, that's it, cover it, soak it...
Curious_in_Cali
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Oh my... I um, think you may be on to something here.
*nods emphatically and then wanders off to her kitchen to butter up her popcorn.*
yours2nite
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Can absolutely definitely say NO, this is false!!!
DeepGreenEyes
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Oooooooh yeeeeeeeahhhhh. Thaaaat's it.
But it's not golden butter that turns me on: it's Gold Medal 2039LA Deluxe Golden Buttery Flavored Popcorn Topping brand liquid flavoring.
Mmmmmmm.
I just came diacetyl and yellow dyes no. 5 and 6. Hard.
Also, milk dud joke.
ameliajax
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Forget the low-fat, high fiber snack, I'll have what knot sweet and deepgreeneyes are having. Dribble me with warm, wet Gold Medal 2039LA Deluxe Golden Buttery Flavored Popcorn Topping brand liquid flavoring. Mmmmmmm .... so gooood.
midwestyankee
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sheablue
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Well, if it was good enough for Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris...
Ha! Ah, young Marlon ...
graceanne
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Evidently not that courageous. We already scared him off.
They just don't come like they used to, you know? We used to be able to have a least a week or two's worth of fun before they ran off.
satindesire
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Wouldn't it be far more effective to salt AFTER drizzling with chocolate, so as to give a better surface for the salt to stick to?
Loverskitten
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If you really like salt then yes. I tend to over salt.
satindesire
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I like salt with chocolate. The salt ionizes your taste buds, which makes everything taste "more" like itself, enhancing the flavors, plus if you use something like sea salt it has a nice crunch to make another layer of texture. /foodgeek
DVS
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Salt does bring out sweet tastes. It's great on watermelon. And with salty or spicy foods, sometimes sweet compliments those tastes. There are times when I like a sweet BBQ sauce. When I do, one I like is called 'Blue's Hog', which is a thick molasses like texture sauce that is kind of sweet, but with a distinctive kick of it's own. Foods have many strange combinations like this. They sound strange, but once you get past that...wow.
I've heard that piss has a salty taste to it. OK, I'll start...yuk!
(Just trying to keep the thread on topic.)
I've heard that piss has a salty taste to it. OK, I'll start...yuk!
(Just trying to keep the thread on topic.
)
Curious_in_Cali
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You pee on the popcorn then urine trouble.
Shankara20
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We have words for this where I come from.
We call it RAPE.
Then we pay for 267 months of food and shelter for the perp.
Just sayin'....
Shankara20
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sheablue
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*snort!* You just made me choke on my diet coke! Who knew a thread about rape/forced golden showers/pathetic trolling could be so amusing?
satindesire
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Shankara20
Well, that is lovely
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That's par for the course on Lit, sweetie.
*snicker*
I often think of "bait and switch" as I read a thread title and select it the first time, if it has over 6 posts for sure.
I love this place.
graceanne
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sheablue
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Oh! Oh! Oh! I did! *bounces in chair*
Ha! i walked into that one, didn't I.
Stella_Omega
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Where do you get "Blue's Hog?" I'm in love with it for the name alone!Salt does bring out sweet tastes. It's great on watermelon. And with salty or spicy foods, sometimes sweet compliments those tastes. There are times when I like a sweet BBQ sauce. When I do, one I like is called 'Blue's Hog', which is a thick molasses like texture sauce that is kind of sweet, but with a distinctive kick of it's own. Foods have many strange combinations like this. They sound strange, but once you get past that...wow.
I've heard that piss has a salty taste to it. OK, I'll start...yuk!
(Just trying to keep the thread on topic.
Sir_Winston54
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More like a first-grader walking home right after a rain, jumping into a mud puddle with both feet, glorying in the splash.
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DVS
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