ALL women secretly fantasize about being pissed on.

[Stella_Omega]

even guys?

 

[satindesire]

Haaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa! Haaa hahahaaaa! *gasp* Haaahahahahahahahaaaaaaooohhhmy god.

He's for fucking real, y'all. Like for realsies real.

It's like he doesn't even get how stupid he is, he's totally convinced that he's discovered some genius thing and now he wants to tell everyone but everyone's looking at him like he's a moron.

Hey, Opie, guess what? You're running out in a crowd shouting, "EUREKA! THE EARTH IS FLAT! THE EARTH IS FLAT, EVERYONE!" and you're shaking a paper in strangers' faces but guess what? The earth isn't flat and you're a fucking moron.

 

[midwestyankee]

This is your definition of rape:

1. Ask a sober girl if she wants to have drunk sex.
2. She says yes.
3. She has 2-3 glasses of wine.
4. *wild sex ensues*
5. Next day she calls "that was great"
6. A week later she calls and says "can you fuck me again"?

Because the above is what I'm encouraging people to try.

You guys must think that I'm encouraging people to do the above with girls after the 1st or 2nd date. I don't have sex with women until the 4th or 6th date even though I can always fuck them by the 3rd (if there is chemistry). I like mid to long term sex partners without any commitment.

I never said to get her smashed to the point that she's passed out or barely walking. Every man learns his ladies limits and makes sure she doesn't go over board.

Keep it simple and have her start with one glass of wine if her tolerance is low then maybe two. That will set the mood perfectly. If she's feeling wild then three max.

You only piss on a girl if you've known her for a long time and she agrees to it and has hinted at it previously. If she's hinted at it then I will ask when she is horny. But if I just met her I would never do such a thing.

But here is the bottom line:

ALL WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING PISSED ON! (EVEN GUYS)

Actually, this is what you wrote:

Here is what you do.

Get her drunk first then fuck her until she is CLOSE to having an orgasm. Then forcefully take her into the bathroom and into the tub like the slut she is. Once there caress her and reassure her that you respect her but be dominant and say now "i'm gonna piss all over your tits and pussy while you rub your pussy to orgasm". It will take a while to piss on her and it will be slow since you were just hard but going slow is that much better. You can even humiliate her.

I guarantee you she will let you.

WOMEN LOVE THIS, not just some, BUT ALL.​

No mention of having multiple dates with this person beforehand.
No mention of anything remotely resembling consent.

One of the surest signs of a trollette such as you are is that the story keeps changing to make it somewhat more palatable. To say that you're a moron, as Satindesire so elegantly put it above, seems to be overly complimentary. But then she's a very nice woman and sometimes she just can't bring herself to tell some guys the truth about their stupidity.

 

[JamieJ424]

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious this thread has gone three pages?

J

 

[graceanne]

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious this thread has gone three pages?

J

We're a forum that loves our trolls. We get bored of the same old and trolls are always amusing.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h284/graceanne1978/lit%20images/trolls/troll.jpg

 

[graceanne]

ALL WOMEN FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING PISSED ON! (EVEN GUYS)

Yeah, large font. That'll convince us.

 

[devinity7]

I only fantasize about getting pissed off and shooting guys that think all women like to be pissed on...I know, I'm warped.

 

[KoPilot]

Sommmeeebody doesn't get out (and interact with real people in meatspace) much.

I've learned something really valuable from the OP, though. Say something enough, and there's a possibility it'll turn out to be true (I hope). Okay, here goes:

The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.
The OP enjoys setting himself on fire.

 

[MatthewVett]

True or false?

Um, obviously false. Do you really think anything applies to over 3 billion humans? Fuck, "ALL women have a vagina," isn't even true.

 

[iotlin]

troll!

 

[BiBunny]

This is a fine piece of performance art. Did the "EVEN GUYS!" part not tip y'all off?

*Waits impatiently for the next installment*

 

[midwestyankee]

This is a fine piece of performance art. Did the "EVEN GUYS!" part not tip y'all off?

*Waits impatiently for the next installment*

I got suckered into buying eleventy fifteen boxes of popcorn by a Cub Scout. What the hell else am I going to do with all the popcorn? This is a good show.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The use of the word "secretly" in this thread is a master stroke. Argument superpowers!

subposter1234: "I don't like to be peed on."
Trollpisser4U: "HAH!! Point confirmed. It's a secret fantasy! Of COURSE you'd say that!"


Well done, sir. Well done.

 

[graceanne]

I got suckered into buying eleventy fifteen boxes of popcorn by a Cub Scout. What the hell else am I going to do with all the popcorn? This is a good show.

Yeah, the girlscouts got me. They get me every year. I used to be a girl scout, so I feel bad for them. I've considered, however, screaming when I see them and running away going 'THEY'RE EVERYWHERE'. Just for the fun of it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yeah, the girlscouts got me. They get me every year. I used to be a girl scout, so I feel bad for them. I've considered, however, screaming when I see them and running away going 'THEY'RE EVERYWHERE'. Just for the fun of it.

Where I went wrong was in buying a case of unflavored, low-fat microwave popcorn. If I'd just bought a bucket of cheddar or caramel covered corn, it would have disappeared in a half hour over the Christmas break.

 

[satindesire]

Where I went wrong was in buying a case of unflavored, low-fat microwave popcorn. If I'd just bought a bucket of cheddar or caramel covered corn, it would have disappeared in a half hour over the Christmas break.

Unflavored low-fat popcorn?

That's packing material, Sir.

 

[knot_sweet]

Where I went wrong was in buying a case of unflavored, low-fat microwave popcorn. If I'd just bought a bucket of cheddar or caramel covered corn, it would have disappeared in a half hour over the Christmas break.

At least you can fix it with a large dose of garlic butter

 

[ameliajax]

The backpedaling of the OP trollie is so fast and furious it's like watching a unicycle rider on a tightrope at the circus! AND.THERE.IS.NO.NET! (at least I hope there isn't.)

Will you share you packing material popcorn, Midwestyankee? It's not a circus without popcorn!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Pretty sure I remember OP being a complete virgin.

And also, has a hard time with his words. Which is a problem on this forum.

 

[Etoile]

steeb, is that you??

 

[BiBunny]

steeb, is that you??

I wondered that for a minute, too, but then decided it wasn't quite his style. I could be wrong, though.

 

[graceanne]

Where I went wrong was in buying a case of unflavored, low-fat microwave popcorn. If I'd just bought a bucket of cheddar or caramel covered corn, it would have disappeared in a half hour over the Christmas break.

Why?

I guess it could be used as some kind of punishment ....

At least you can fix it with a large dose of garlic butter

True.

 

[jdee1]

Not sure I can believe that I am reading some of this!

I have had a number of partners and only one was into water sports. I didn't mind but its not really my thing!

 

[Loverskitten]

Where I went wrong was in buying a case of unflavored, low-fat microwave popcorn. If I'd just bought a bucket of cheddar or caramel covered corn, it would have disappeared in a half hour over the Christmas break.

Spread the cooked popcorn on wax paper, salt, and drizzle melted dark and white chocolate on it, let cool and enjoy. Low-fat fixed. Yummmm

 

[midwestyankee]

Unflavored low-fat popcorn?

That's packing material, Sir.

At least you can fix it with a large dose of garlic butter

Why?

I guess it could be used as some kind of punishment ....

Spread the cooked popcorn on wax paper, salt, and drizzle melted dark and white chocolate on it, let cool and enjoy. Low-fat fixed. Yummmm

In fact, upon further review, the referees have determined that the aforementioned popcorn has an artificial butter flavor. I'm inclined to try out LK's suggestion to add chocolate in some way. However, as is it's a pretty low-cal high-fiber snack that I can tolerate so long as I don't think about all the nasty things that I've heard are packed into the bag to make it pop so perfectly.

In the meantime, where's our courageous trollette?